Such Is Life

one of the reasons I feel so tender about cranky people is that you can’t be cranky or pissed off about something small in a cult environment it threatens too much, the other cult members need to swarm you and get you to only show the Nice emotions or everybody’s in danger. cranky people are like tideflat invertebrates to me: they’re only there if the ecosystem’s healthy and if they’re gone it means something’s been fucked up.

also they’re my fetish: you have to be so so so so much more cute than you are annoying to make some cranky jerk laugh at your jokes and give you orgasms, they will not do it otherwise.

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of