Just a guy

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

actually YOU are dust and to dust you shall return. not me though im different

im non biodegradable nonedible glitter and im wreaking havoc on the environment

HOLD ON THE BRITISH VERSION OF THE DOLLAR STORE IS CALLED POUNDLAND???

I’ll take all of them and then throw a tea party for all my friends

remember when the "nsfw ban" happened and everyone was like. Well i guess this is it. Bye everyone. and then kept posting

I needed that second pic

PERCHED💅🏼

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.

Shes smiling.

She knows the power she wields

I laughed waaaay to hard at this

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

indirect kiss

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