Clint

Inazuma eleven

Haikyuu

One piece

Fullmetal Alchemist

Kimetsu no yaiba

Naruto

My hero academia

Fairy tail

Kuroko no basket

Bungo stray dogs

Naruto : Well, we’re friends and I love this, but lately I’ve been feeling more greedy.

Sakura : Ohhhh~ greedier how?

Naruto : Like I want to be picked as the best man for his wedding and give a speech!

Sakura :

Sakura : Hum, I think you could be a little more greedier than that, don’t you think?

Naruto : Like being loved by both Shikamaru and Temari?

Sakura : Okay, that’s a little too greedy.

Sanemi : *Get up*

Zenitsu : Sanemi!

Roger : Ok I just- I thought I remembered someone saying last week that his fantasy was to live in a chocolate house!

Ace : Well that's impractical. *Close the doors*

Ace : *Reopen the door* And fattening! *Close de door*

In Ace cabin

Marco hiding in the room, smirking at him : ... Chocolate house?

Zenitsu : To turn me on?

Genya : What.

Tanjiro : Because he's Sanemi Shinazugawa, he's the wind pillar, he doesn't need help!

Kanao : That's the guy my oldest sister was sleeping with??

Zenitsu : Can't really blame her can you?

Sasuke : I agree, a better threat would be "They’ll never STOP finding your body."

Sakura : Or just say "They’ll be finding parts of you for at least four months, and you’ll still be alive for three of them."

Naruto : Now this is a threat!

Morgan doing an interview : Hello! We're going to start by you guys saying what you are!

Kizaru : I'm bored.

Akainu : Angry.

Ace : Dead inside.

Aokiji : Tired.

Morgan :

Lev : *Walk in*

Ace : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Sabi : I gotta give you credit, Luffy. You make it look easy.

Ace : Nika! Marco are you alright? Did they hurt you??

Marco : No, no I'm okay. Did they hurt YOU?

Ace : WHO CARE'S??

Ace : Like, violently practices?

Kizaru : Violently eat!

Aokiji : Violently sleeps.

Ace : Violently work!

Aokiji : Violently bike!

Akainu : Violently murders people.

Admirals :

Kizaru : Boooo no fun Inu-chan!

Ace : Always sapping the fun.

Aokiji : Boo...

Shoto : Don't talk about my mom like that !

Katsuki : I was talking about your father !

Ace : I keep a picture of all the Shichibukai in my wallet.

Jinbe : Really?

Ace : Yes, whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Shichibukai : Awww-

Ace : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Shichibukai : Oh.

Crocodile : I want to be angry but can't say he isn't right.

Fudou under his breath : Hopefully in your bed...

Kidou : What did you said?

Sakura : A what now?

Naruto : You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's a moo!

Sakura :

Shikamaru : Have I been dating him for too long or did all of that just makes sense?

Isuka : So, I gotta ask, are you and Whitebeard second fucking?

Zenitsu : Sure, just give me a second.

*Night is gradually falling*

Zenitsu : 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. You missed our anniversary.

Sanemi :

Zenitsu : Good night.