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Nooo - don't manifest that for me. I can't believe that you're working against me here, Mads. Might cry a little. Again. The most genius to ever genius, obviously. If I ever need good ideas then I'm coming straight to you. My sister has twin boys who are about a year older than Noah and I really don't know how she does it. Those kids are a handful, especially when it's them and my kid together. So much chaotic energy all in one area. I don't even want to know what it's going to be like once Noah starts walking. We're all in trouble. Rob said he wants four kids so I told him next time I'm pregnant we actually better pray for twins otherwise I'm going to be having kids well into my 40s and I don't know how I feel about that one since we're going to be waiting a few years between this one and any other children we have. Yes - I like that. We're like platonic soulmates. Yeah, I mean - the song only played for a couple of seconds in the movie but I'm taking it since that was one of my early solo songs. Oft - I love that for you but I fear that I'm too straight to understand it fully. It's really a curse. You're still a bad bitch. Own it, baby. Ohhh, yeah - I'm an angry crier, too. It's a bit of a ridiculous feeling because what do you mean that I'm crying and getting all red in the face? Of course I'll record it but you're going to be seeing it in person soon enough.

sorry, sorry. i fear it's too late to take it back now. if it helps, i promise to doordash you any of these weird cravings, okay? shh, i would never work against you. i'm always so for you, babes. that's truly wild. like, it lowkey sounds like a scene out of a sitcom, ya know? just missing the fake laugh track whenever one of the little ones does something to send you spiralling. four? sheesh, brother, relax. in a way it's nice for them to have siblings, but also that's so many. mhm, kids well into your 40s doesn't sound fun. twins it is for you then, i guess. or just talk some sense into him about four being wild. platonic soulmates is so true. i love it for us. that actually sucks for you - no offence. although to be fair, i still let men ruin my life, so we're kinda even. i just get to kiss pretty girls sometimes, to make up for it. a bad bitch who cries. i'll get that added to my wikipedia or something. right? it's bad. like, i'm not hurt i'm mad, don't let the tears fool you. yeah, but i need it caught on camera so i can relive it whenever i want. cutest little guy in the whole world, for real.

i'm almost sure of it. you can do it. i believe in you. and i'll definitely be seeing it this upcoming week. just so i can talk to you about it and see you being a kickass final girl. it really is. they're always keeping an eye on me now and make sure i won't post anything on social media. but i mean, i'm not as bad as ruffalo. he had instagram live on during a premiere of one of the avengers movies. you couldn't see anything but you could hear things. that's worse than me. i'll see if i can make my list of excuses public. don't want to give too much away yet. it might've been.

thanks for your belief, spidey. no seriously, i appreciate it. and i know you're a booked and busy man, so if you don't tune in to see me being a kickass final girl right away, then i'll understand. oh no, really? you should scare them one day and post on your socials anyways. shut up. that's so funny. he's kind of old though. we expect that type of behavior, ya know? definitely worse than you. but that video of you holding the confidential do not share piece of paper was quite funny. was that a bit, or for real? hm, you're learning. i think you're safe to share an excuse or two. just with me and i pinky swear that i won't tell. well, you can put a big old strike through make madelyn blush on that list of yours.

Oh, you're completely right about that one. But I'm also grateful that I haven't had too weird of cravings. At least, not yet. Feeling slightly blessed in that one. Incognito mode is smart - I wouldn't have thought to do that and then someone would see my search history and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me. So I'm glad that you're the one who volunteered to do this. Yes - I mean Noah and this new little one. Oh my god. I couldn't imagine having twins. I'm already nervous enough about just the one considering that even though Noah hid himself pretty well, he was a big fella. Having two at the same time?... Now you've got me worried that one would be hiding. Although they can't, right? the ultrasound only picked up one heartbeat. You got me wondering the same thing - how did I get to have a friend like you? You're being way too kind to me. Oh - no. We've been on one of the transformers movie sound tracks and I've got a song on Jennifers body but I never went to their premieres. Nothing wrong with getting teary. You can still be a bad bitch and be emotional. Damn. Can't believe you're more excited about Noah visiting. Actually, yes I can. Forget I said that. I'm rewatching OBX like you said I should and every time you come on the screen he says "Mad!" Kid barely started saying Mama but he's got your name down pat, apparently.

you know that you've totally jinxed yourself now, right? the weirdest pregnancy cravings are about to be incoming, for real. i'm a genius - big brained and all of that. okay, cool. just checking that you weren't springing twins on us, hayles. mhm, twins is a kinda scary thought, to be honest. all the kudos to those that manage that with ease. they totally can't hide, babe. they'd have seen it on the ultrasound, for sure. you're fine! there's no twins in your immediate future. i guess we're just the friend that the other deserves and needs, right? i like it for us. no shit, jennifers body? no offence to rob, but that's way more of a flex than being on the twilight soundtrack. probably lucky you didn't go to that premiere, too. how would one be expected to ever get over megan fox after being in her presence during her peak? i'd be down bad, single forever because i'm pining. can you? i don't know, i feel like it takes away from my bad bitch energy when i decide to cry at absolutely everything. i'm an angry crier, too. which is so annoying. sorry, sorry. love you and all, but it's noah. oh stop, here come the tears again because that's so cute. can you pretty please record him the next time he does that? it'll make my whole year.

Honestly - can't wait. No one can judge me for stuffing my face, either. It's a good day to be me. The fact that you're going to be googling this is fucking hilarious - lets hope that no one goes through your google history because that would be something. Love that you're thinking about the future but you know that means you're offering for two babies, right? Think that you can handle that? Pretty glitter pen? You're really bringing out the fancy shit here, babes. You're really treating me all special and stuff. What did I do to deserve you as a friend? Or maybe I will just wear a really hot pant suit. Or a pretty dress. I'll ask my stylist to help me out. She'll know what looks best cause I'm kind of clueless when it comes to events. Usually I just throw on an oversized tee. I know! I'm not a movie star so the invites to these sorts of things don't come along. Of course - playing favorites with our work is one of the things we can play favorites with. You're allowed to cry. Just save it for the weekend when I come and see you this weekend. I'll have your favorite tag along, though. Noah's been asking about seeing you. I'm sure of it, with his little babbles. Don't question it.

to be fair, you shouldn't be getting judged for doing that regardless of being pregnant or not. but you can eat all kinds of weird food combos without getting the side-eye, so that's a slay. well, i'm going to be doing this searching while on incognito mode. it'll be just between me and my internet provider. and you. because i'll be sharing the results with you, of course. two babies? do you mean for noah and the little one? because yes, that i know. or, is this your way of telling me you're having twins? regardless, i can absolutely handle it. i'll be the babysitter of everyone's dreams, for real. only the fanciest shit for you, gorgeous. oh please, what did i do to deserve you as a friend? oh, a hot pant suit would eat. it's so bad bitch coded. you'll look great whatever you decide on. hm, well, that's a fair point. although, surely twilight isn't the only film soundtrack that you've been featured on? i know, i know. i'm trying to cry less though, i get teary far too easily. my fave is coming?! okay, best news ever. i've missed that lil' cutie terribly. that is definitely what he's been saying. i speak baby babble, so i can guarantee it.

Ugh. You're so annoying. Why would I lie? Suddenly I think that I'm going to ban Brooke from set so that you two can't talk. Maybe somehow hack your phone so that her number is blocked, too. I already don't know peace from you being in my life so I think that's fine. I'll survive. Things with Gracie and I are great - she's going to come visit on set soon. So I'm excited for that. Try not to steal her away from me please and thank you.

i know you are, but what am i? you're going to hack my phone? sounds dangerous. i guess i blinked and missed you becoming some computer genius or whatever. i'm going to text brooke now anyways. too bad, too sad. that's a good lack of peace, this will be bad. do you remember that vine i didn't get no sleep cause of ya'll - that's the impact i'm going to have on your life if you touch them, okay? hm, cute. don't you start showing up to your scenes late now, starkey. i'm not going to promise that. actually, i'm going to actively work to steal her. sorry!

"I do what I want, Madelyn." Miles replied with a smirk playing on his lips. The actor loved to get underneath the blondes skin, to get every reaction that he possibly could from her, whether it was good or bad. Looking down at her, he let out a short breath - debating on if he should try and make the situation better, or leave it how it was. Whatever explanation he gave, felt like it wouldn't be good enough. "I was booking a flight and hauling ass to get here." A slight grin played on his lips. "Needed to see you that badly." Just maybe that would make her smile, or at the very least, not be so mad. He didn't answer about the not doing it again thing, especially since it wasn't something that he thought he could keep to.

at that response, madelyn rolled her eyes once again. that was the thing about the actor - he was always able to get under her skin far too easily and honestly, it drove her a little crazy at times. "you're insufferable," she commented, but she allowed herself to be flattered by his words regardless. it wasn't what she'd asked of miles and if she was to be left on read again the blonde would be angered once more. but for now she was content with being told that he'd needed to see her. "mhm, it's almost like you missed me, isn't it?" she teased.

Pft. You're just being dramatic now, Maddie. Exaaaactly. Although don't ask my siblings that cause they'll say that I have tried to kill them even though that's completely false. People love Rafe. What can I say? He's a bad boy who does a lot of bad things. Ah, but that's where you're wrong. I was even going to take your extensions so that I could wear bows to Gracies shows. But we've moved onto bandannas now. I don't need 'em. Okay, if you say so but I'll be here when you need me.

i'm an actress - it's my job to be dramatic. i feel like you're lying and that it's definitely not false. i'll ask brooke the next time i run into her. she'll spill your secrets, i'm sure of it. mhm, not sure why they do though. no offence! drew, if you touch my extensions then i swear to god you're never going to know peace ever again. but moving past that, look at you - such a little fanboy. it's cute. thanks, i appreciate that. but enough about me, how are things with you and gracie?

It's a good kind of cry. I'm going to blame my hormones and everything for this. Even if I usually am an emotional being. If you figure it out then please let me know cause you've kind of got my interest there. Maybe people just go fucking insane with the glitter and rub it all on each other. Kind of like when you do a painting with your partner but it's while you're fucking. Oh. Oops. I mean... if you're volunteering but I know you're a busy gal. We can just get my family to watch him if we're that desperate but I'd say at the moment, we still have a healthy sex life. As evident by me getting pregnant again. Oops. I'll just play the footage for him and have a laugh. I'm sure that he's going to love it. You're stalking them until they get a paternity test? That's kind of hilarious. I honestly don't know how I would react if one of my guys came and told me they were suddenly a dad. I'd probably go off how they were acting. There's a ticket with my name on it? I think you just made my whole year. My goodness. I'll be there. And be dragging the man along with me, too. Getting all glammed up sounds so much fun. I haven't been to a movie premiere like this since... Twilight. Just a film festival here and there. Projects are always going to be special. in some sort of way. Each album I've created as a place in my heart, some more than others. I can't wait to see what you end up doing. You're an amazing actress and I'm so fucking proud of you, Mads.

hm, well, that's actually a valid excuse. you can blame everything on hormones now. it's kind of a brilliant excuse and i hope you're taking advantage while you can. i'll research and get back to you, okay? pray for my search history - shit's about to get weird up in there. well, i volunteered. then i thought about the logistics of the fact that i'm busy for at least the next few months. but like, it's an i owe you volunteer, okay? in the future, i'll babysit so that you can get some in peace. that's good. a healthy sex life is important. no, not stalking - although, that could work too - i'm shaking them. as in, i would grab them by the shoulders and shake until they relent. it'd work, i know it. mhm, your name in pretty glitter pen. really?! ugh, i'm so glad you said that because i can think of nothing i'd love more than having you there. exactly. the chance to get glammed up and wear a pretty dress? what's not to love? for real? that's forever ago, hayles. well, it's sorted then. you're coming and we'll have the best time! we shouldn't, but we play favorites with our work, don't we? stop, stop. if you keep it up i'll be the one crying and i don't even have pregnancy hormones to blame!

pretty much, yeah. maybe that should be my new thing, only playing character named bob. it really did. made my entire day. you do have a point. whenever we do a project, it's because we felt something for it and then we need to be proud of it. that's one of my strengths, being able to convince people to try certain things. that's your one term and condition? you're just making it very easy for me then. i'm already done filming so i've been back in LA. also mostly to rehearse a bit with the band as we've got some shows coming up. so if you're free one of these days, i can come watch the movie with you. my lips are sealed. i think when you watch thunderbolts, you'll just fall madly in love with yelena. that's the only downside of doing a horror movie, but we'll gladly take it when the end result will be amazing. i will keep my fingers crossed for you. if you don't, i might send an angry letter.

you should get that written into all of your contracts, actually. it's bob or bust. that would be quite the thing to be known for. hm, well, happy to have made your entire day, then. exactly! it's cool to be proud of our work, i think. is it? i hope you're using that strength for good and you're not just running around convincing people to try bad things. hm, maybe i can. i can retract that statement and make it a little more difficult for you, if you'd prefer? with the band? i didn't know you were in a band. that's super cool. what do you play? i'll be back in la in a few days for some work stuff, so if you're free, then perhaps we can catch a screening on wednesday or something? yelena is florence pugh, right? because i fear you're right and i'll be down bad for her. and i can't be blamed for that, can i? an angry letter? that's cute of you, stop.

You're going to make me cry. Thank you. All I can do is try my best to give the kids the best childhood. I'm pretty sure that there's kinks out there for everything, no? Glitter hairspray wouldn't surprise me. My biggest kink is being handcuffed but the last time we tried that... Noah interrupted with his cries and I was left tied to the bed while Rob dealt with him. So - good times. Okay then you're going to have to record this for me cause I wanna see his reaction. Yeah - that's what I'm focusing on. We're a team. Mhm, heard some whisperings about it. It's not a good feeling, at all. Implying things about me that make me sick to my stomach. And not because of morning sickness. His opinion matters the most, yes. And even without a DNA test you can see Noah is his son. His mom sent me photos of Rob at his age... identical twins, really. If I didn't push that kid out of me then I'd wonder if I had anything to do with creating him. You can blame me. I'll accept it. People can't be mad at me for having nothing to do with the film. Of course you can - I'm going to be at the first showing of the movie. The fact that Jennifer Love Hewitt is back in the film is iconic, too. It's going to be amazing - you're going to be amazing. How're you feeling getting more roles outside of OBX?

wait, no - don't cry, i'm trying to make you feel good over here! well, yes. i'd assume so. but i'm just trying to figure out the logistics of that one, ya know? thanks for the unexpected share, hayles. that legit sucks, though. do you need me to babysit? because i can totally take noah for a night here and there, so that you and rob can have a more satisfying experience. okay, okay - i'll record it. and you can use that footage as you so choose. okay, so i'm going to say something, and i just want to preface it by saying that i know you would never do that - but, to play devils advocate, from the outside looking in, you can see why someone might react that way, right? like, if one of my boys came to me in rob's shoes, then i'm shaking them until they take a paternity test. without context, and having the bias of knowing you and your morals, it's an understandable assumption. that doesn't make it hurt any less, though. just another perspective, i guess. you will? i know you're probably totally busy and might not be up to it, but there's a ticket to the premiere with your name all over it, okay? and one for robert too, of course. if you fancy a fun little date night. the jennifer part was so cool, i'll be honest. it's good! obx is so special to me, but it's nice to do things outside of that, for sure.

Damn - bringing out the full name there, Madelyn Renee Cline. Can't believe that you're doing this to me. Nope, not at all. He's the best brother around, obviously. 10/10 stars on the brothers yelp reviews. Alright - glad to see that you're putting your foot down there. No - I haven't watched that show in a while. I just pop onto the internet every now and then to seem like I know what I'm talking about with pop culture. Harmless? Sure if you say so, Mads. I'm going to worry about you - kind of my job. I'll try tone down the sap.

i sure am. emphasis on the annoying part. mhm, totally. are you really even siblings if your brother hasn't tried to unalive you multiple times? and yet, there'll still be people yelling about how they can fix him. i am. it's one of my two non-negotiables. drew, nobody truly believes that you have any idea about anything pop culture related. you're far too grandpa coded for that. mhm, i do say so. it's kind of you to worry about me, but there's really no need. i know what i'm doing, i promise. thank-you. it's unsettling me a little, honestly.