CyberMary

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don't feel grounded in reality. But I've worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.

Dear lord please return pjackk to us and take fuckedelf in his place

the problem w mice is when i was a child i thought the idea of being scared of them was absurd bcos mice are cute & fun and then i moved out and saw a mouse in my home for the first time and just immediately Got It

the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine