salty healer memes

its always funny when MMO stories are like "ohhh, i'm a healer and everyone treats me like crap : (((, i'm so bullied and have no agency" because I've played an MMO and you know what healers do when the tank gives them lip? That's right - nothing. They stand back and let them die. If they're really devious then they'll pretend to be trying but let the damage stack up. Healers aren't necessarily irreplaceable, but in a game balanced around the inclusion of a healer, the healer is Your God and You Will Show Due Deference.

"the healer sucks", the tank types in the in-game chat as they desperately spend all of their HP potions in a final attempt to stay alive after running as far away from the healer's spell range as possible, getting out of sight and pulling all mobs available on the dungeon at the same time

“why the fuck is my health dropping so low? healer??!?!??!” “ma’am, you have 7 vulnerability stacks”

Step into my healing aura you shit fuck