Smarty🤓

anything heart-shaped, blush pink, or involving roses……. I will gladly accept

Not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic!

Who's trying to get white girl wasted tonight?

ME ME M E

LET'S GET TRASHED AND DO SOMETHING WE'LL PROBABLY REGRET IN THE MORNING

YES YES I AM HERE FOR THIS

Who's trying to get white girl wasted tonight?

ME ME M E

NO, YOU.

OKAY RORY NO ITS YOU FOR SURE I’M ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP

BRING IT ON SHORT STACK.

YOU ARE /SO/ LUCKY WE ARE NOT IN THE LAB RIGHT NOW I WOULD LASER GUN YOUR ASS SO BAD

THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THE LAB MY EYEBROWS GOT SINGED OFF I WILL NEVER GO BACK IN THERE.

I TOLD YOU TO WEAR THE GOOGLES BUT YOU SAID THEY WERENT FASHIONABLE YOU KNOW WHATS NOT FASHIONABLE HAVING NO EYEBROWS

NO, YOU.

OKAY RORY NO ITS YOU FOR SURE I’M ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP

BRING IT ON SHORT STACK.

YOU ARE /SO/ LUCKY WE ARE NOT IN THE LAB RIGHT NOW I WOULD LASER GUN YOUR ASS SO BAD

NO, YOU.

OKAY RORY NO ITS YOU FOR SURE I’M ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP

BRING IT ON SHORT STACK.

NO, YOU.

OKAY RORY NO ITS YOU FOR SURE I’M ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP

I am no longer a Stark Industry intern but am now not only a engineer but partner!

Go, Clem! That's awesome! You're going to invent some really cool stuff. Can you make jetpacks a thing? Oh, and hoverboards? Flying cars, maybe?

Thank you, Peter! And you betcha I'll definitely have them in the works!

Please tell me you'll let me be a beta tester.

Absolutely! You're also probably the only one who could survive the unsafe conditions 😅

When you put it like that...you're absolutely right! Danger is my middle name.

and this is why I use you to test anything new! Of course I would never put you in REAL danger!

Of course not! It's just very realistic simulated danger! The only time I've ever been in any real danger with you around was the last time I ripped my suit.

Exactly! And I was only PARTIALLY responsible for that time 😅

I may...or may not have...ripped it again. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, HONEST.

PETER WHAT? YOU NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL! Let me take a look.

The villain guy had really sharp hook things and he was not very friendly.

Let me take a look at you first to make sure you're okay! Then I'll look at the suit!

I am no longer a Stark Industry intern but am now not only a engineer but partner!

Go, Clem! That's awesome! You're going to invent some really cool stuff. Can you make jetpacks a thing? Oh, and hoverboards? Flying cars, maybe?

Thank you, Peter! And you betcha I'll definitely have them in the works!

Please tell me you'll let me be a beta tester.

Absolutely! You're also probably the only one who could survive the unsafe conditions 😅

When you put it like that...you're absolutely right! Danger is my middle name.

and this is why I use you to test anything new! Of course I would never put you in REAL danger!

Of course not! It's just very realistic simulated danger! The only time I've ever been in any real danger with you around was the last time I ripped my suit.

Exactly! And I was only PARTIALLY responsible for that time 😅

I may...or may not have...ripped it again. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, HONEST.

PETER WHAT? YOU NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL! Let me take a look.