The Saltiest Bitch

Thinking back to the time I had to stop Cat from shanking someone in a bar's bathroom.

This is not an admissible confession. I actually have no idea what Ares is talking about.

Let me refresh your memory: this person called you a lizard person and you proceeded to make a shank out of a spork. Honestly, though, I should've let you go ham on them 👀

I...simply do not recall...

Thinking back to the time I had to stop Cat from shanking someone in a bar's bathroom.

This is not an admissible confession. I actually have no idea what Ares is talking about.

@catalinasalvadore

Moment of silence for my bestie @erik--jackson. He's not dead, he's just been locked in his room for two weeks straight now.

I haven't seen day light in so long, I've forgotten what it looks like.

I'll put some sunlight in a jar for you.

@cattysalvadore

I don't know what's more amazing: the fact that you painted this in such little time or the fact that you captured the essence of me popping gummy vitamins like candy perfectly. Either way, thank you, Ares. This was really thoughtful. :")

The most amazing thing here is you 👀 You're welcome, nonetheless. I'm happy to know you like it!

I don't know what's more amazing: the fact that you painted this in such little time or the fact that you captured the essence of me popping gummy vitamins like candy perfectly. Either way, thank you, Ares. This was really thoughtful. :")

His hips broke my lamp.

Y'all ever just be salty sometimes?

Want me to sneak into your room and aggressively break dance until you feel better?

Uh....yes?

I know that I say this a lot, and I will keep saying it. Ezekiel Thomas Quill is the love of my life and deserves nothing but the best.