Clementine

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Tim and Dick have to go through the book and come to terms with the fact that not only is Jason alive again, but according to what Damian’s recorded, he’s still a complete fucking idiot.

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Tim: number 71, ‘if you’re gonna sit there and tell me there’s an actual difference between a cucumber and a courgette then i know you’re lying to my face. look at them. both can be used as a dildo. that’s all i need to know, Talia.’

Dick: …there’s no way this is actually our Jason, right?

Tim: number 72, ‘i used to be normal and homeless, but then Batman tried to domesticate me like a cat and he fucked up the process so bad that now i’m in this fuckass cult and there’s a rock in my shoe and one day i’ll kill him for it.’

Dick:

Dick: holy shit that’s our Jason.

Tim: number 73, ‘Ra’s, get your dick out, i wanna see if the pit also made yours bigger or if that’s just a me thing.’

Dick:

Dick: dude how many quotes are in th-

Tim: 631.

Part 1 / Part2 / Part 3 / Part 4

Part 5/5 - "Ah, Adrian understand. Simon grace perverts, like rocky, statement."

Grace: "So. Ilukhina and Yao died."

Stratt going like "Oh GREAT. Just what we needed." She paused, realizing Grace DID in fact complete the mission. So she's confused and how one guy managed to do this all by himself. One cannot possibly both pilot the ship and use the collector. She keeps on watching.

Grace then goes: "So I met this alien since our ships were both here to solve the astrophage problem. I named him Rocky. He's an engineer."

Stratt is like. oh. okay. that's good. An alien? Unexpected. At least there's someone to make up for the losses. So convenient that he's an engineer.

Then Grace goes: "Then I met this one-third eel one-third tree one-third human guy we rescued from a blood ocean. His name is Simon. He's our pilot."

Stratt has to put down the footage just to recall everything that happened. You're telling me, Grace the biologist, Ilyukhina the engineer, and Yao the pilot were sent on this mission. Then Ilyukhina and Yao died apparently. Then conveniently Rocky the engineer and Simon the pilot got on the Hail Mary.

"Let me get this straight, more than half of the crew died and then oh so conveniently exact replacements came on board." Like, Stratt isn't complaining, she's just like. At that point, why didn't Grace die and some alien who is conveniently a biologist didn't replace his spot. Wdym everyone (but Grace) died and got their jobs replaced perfectly.

I'm thinking $15 each for now, but I haven't made the designs yet so I'll adjust accordingly 👍🏾

new August post. few days ago i learned that steam will only send the 100$ of revenue on the month after so, i guess!

please help me reach at least 17 buyers to make it to 100 USD this month!

[m] E.G.G.

But every time I see those tier list videos they genuinely insult her with every misogynistic names in the book and it really breaks my heart, because they would never insult an annoying male player to this extent

Like when Fudou is being pestering he’s just a cool smart rage baiting delinquent but when Rica speaks a little too much she’s called a dumb useless bitch who needs to stfu and go back to the kitchen