Cleití Dearga

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

I never talk to the cashiers because I'm honestly too shy and I don't find silence awkward, but I've always felt awful about that. I'm glad to know they rather you didn't talk.

For the last one

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND GRANDMA OMG MY HEART

Oooooooooow! I just died!!! 💕

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I SCREAMED when I saw the spider. I didn’t realize it was a dog in a costume at first.

For me too???

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

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