𝔄𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔯 (Sandor’s ver)

you know people make fun of ned for claiming that 3 year old rickon is too old to be scared of direwolves, but I bet he was even worse with baby jon. I mean at least the other kids had catelyn to balance his parenting out, but jon only ever had ned for emotional support. like imagine newborn jon crying because he’s hungry or tired or something, and ned just picks him up, looks him straight in the eye, and imparts one of his classic Starkisms™ to him like 😐 “you’re too old for this now, jon. no more tears. we’re not in dorne anymore. you are a child of the north, and in the winter your tears will freeze on your cheeks and explode in your eyeballs and kill you violently. end this mummer’s farce while you still can.” and then eight-week-old jon immediately shuts the fuck up and never cries again (ned gives him a little forehead kiss as a reward). anyway this is why jon is Like That.

Sandor Clegane hold me hold me hold me in your big arms kiss my head let me feel your beard scruff

Sandor Clegane hold me hold me hold me in your big arms kiss my head let me feel your beard scruff

Blahbblah blah "she loves owen!!!! She doesn't like girls" yeah another drawing of abby and ellie making out for you

in my dark past i used to date a dumb man and i had to explain to him how breasts are not sexual organs (he did not believe me)

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

“strap-ons are heteronormative” try telling that to me and all the other butches and femmes who go outside.

a man could never lay pipe the way i do