foxglove & falling stars

*at drive through* uggggghhhhhh could I get uhhhhhh…… really big hug

hug machine in perfect working order

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.

Decades later, guarded by a forest of roses and thorns, lies a corpse refusing to rot.

fave part of plant systematics exams are the questions where im given a page long situation describing plants in a made up genus and a phylogenetic tree and am asked who the mom and dad of a strange plant are, specifically

the practice exam for the final be like ‘who is likely the pollen donor? who is likely the egg donor?’ and i gotta flip back through like ‘ok which of you went ham on the edge of a hypothetical forest in massachusetts’ and i get graded for it. assessed on plant-specific dr phil abilities 

I [2n=14 chromosome pollen donor] had sex with another species [2n=16 chromosome egg donor] next to a pond in michigan but instead of the offspring spontaneously aborting at 2n=15 it doubled into a fertile 2n=30 polyploid and it clearly shares the same ecological niche?????? how can i compete with the allure of it’s doubled number of petals and more vigorous growth rate (ADVICE WANTED)