Hannah

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

he’s a 10 but he has a savior complex fuelled by catholicism

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

don’t mind me just over here crying and hyperventilating because the man i want to be my husband and the father of my children is fictional

he wants me so bad (he’s fictional and i read a fanfic about him)

i cannot believe we actually got matt murdock being a slut in the year of our lord 2022. like we actually got matthew “manwhore” murdock i’m in TEARS

need a man who's battling with God