i think the best character who is a completely morally reprehensible protagonist is actually Invader Zim because at no point does the narrative, in any way, indicate that we should agree with Zim about absolutely anything, given his clear tendency to be wrong about absolutely everything and never do anything positive for anybody, and we’re just supposed to enjoy it when he’s funny but also when something horrible happens to him that is also funny, because you know he deserves it anyway.

Live Mas

I thought this was a sideways Taco Bell logo and I just realized it’s Scooby

dont let a girl tell you “its not a race” during stroking. because it is. race to get the nut? won it. who got their pants on first? me. numero uno skrrrrting out the driveway? me. while shes back there in bed texting her friends about my weak dick im already making the next maneuvers. premature ejaculation is a social construct you tortoise bitch

i play tf2 x10 randomizer a lot and one thing ive discovered is if i get the scorch shot (its x10 effect is having a massive blast radius) and just shoot it from the spawn door of hightower for a long time i can cause natural selection. because i keep lighting everyone on fire they keep dying easier and eventually because its a randomizer they will spawn as pyro who only takes 2 damage from each scorch, which makes them less likely to die now that i am not able to contribute much to killing them. so if i do this for long enough most of the enemy team becomes pyros to adapt to the harsh ecosystem i have created

I want you to go youtube.com type in “Never gonna give you up” watch the video then check your mail box

no I think they had a bad time because they met french people

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’ has the same energy as a divorced dad being like ‘i should have married that girl from high school’ when the girl in question was never ever interested and also turned out to be a lesbian frontwoman for an obscure but respected ska revival band

posts like these are why I can’t leave tumblr and have ultimately stopped trying

I’m so used to boomers ruining social media platforms but these fine gentlemen singlehandedly made tiktok worth it.

I love everything about this. They all Get It. They’re doing this comedy thing RIGHT.

In a powerful display of self love and healing, a local furry has changed their character from an opossum to a dragon

Wow, you really out here stealin snacks 😕