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Sometimes I think tumblr’s midwest jokes are too on the nose but then I remember I live five miles away from a field of identical 8 foot corn statues

from the google reviews for it:

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

now we enter the testing phase

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

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