Clean Crew Headcanon Central

Mod uses any/all pronouns. This blog is managed by one (admittedly chronically online) being, so please be patient!

Rules:

Keep it SFW. No sexual headcanons. Sexuality headcanons are free game though.

Be nice! No -isms or -phobias are allowed. Don't harass anyone over their headcanons.

Add appropriate warnings! If you think anything in your ask will be triggering, say it at the top. Potential triggers will be tagged as one word/phrase. For example, an image with blood would be tagged #blood, and an ask that mentions animal death with be tagged #animal death mention.

Headcanons will be posted as soon as they are answered. There will always be at least some comment on each hc.

Mod headcanons will be tagged #mods hcs

All anons with signoffs so far:

🦌 anon

🦭 anon

🦟 anon

Also, to add on to 🦟 s ask, maybe there's multiple Ganymedes and they're the reason people are extinct

Sorry for my bad writing

-🦒

Ohhh thats so good.... And also messed up but thats so cool I love it. I fear that's getting stolen.

🦟

Whuh?? Huh?? ganymede?? what??

ohhhhhhhh.... the moth bird thing. For a second I thought something big dropped with the Lobber update while I was painting an envelope red.

Zoomer has rollerblades

Ranger gets a scooter

🦟

i like to think citrus and fruit scent is nostalgic to him

-🦌

i wonder if theyre like, just always like that or if theyre just in ??? like a manic episode?? or something? im bad at phrasing but you get what i mean right 🥹

also no one’s talking about their ankle monitor… like what’s up with that.. hello..

okay HEADCANON because idk if the other stuff counts. i think lobber would definetely listen to starberry and femtanyl,,

-🦭

Clean Crew tomorrow! Me too!

I personally think that Lobber is having a psychotic episode but that's just me. And what. Ankle monitor??? I did NOT see that thats fucking crazy.

Also the stress that if something happens to your plug you're basically scrap. I can imagine any of them escaping from a pest and frantically checking their plug for damage before anything else. (Also worth noting Lobber has a bent plug, I like to think it's from them plugging themselves in outlets a little too recklessly)

It probably is a nightmare to have such an important... organ? idk what to call it but it, but it'd definitely suck to have something so important just dangling there.

I've never heard of Zombieland but it sounds cool from the name alone!

She's a bad dancer, hence why her emote is basically just shuffling around

Sometimes she'll say things under her breath in French, usually insults.

BUDDY getting snatched makes me curious on how the crew reacted to him getting dragged away. I'd bet Ranger probably took it the worst tbh (Also I don't know why but the animation of them just standing there and watching buddy get taken makes me laugh so hard. DO SOMETHING GUYS HE'S RIGHT THERE 🥹🥹)

Spoilers are fine! You just have to add a warning, which you did!

like she'd find one while cleaning an apartment and it'd be considered an antique then she'd get really attached to it and keep it and name it

-🦌