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I bet that if you look deep inside yourself, you will find that Mr Tumnus from Narnia is definitely on your #hear me out cake. Don’t even deny it. He’s a babygirl.

But what about the real origin of Fauns and how can we be sure that Hollywood isn’t just lying to us about them being cute little people with huge hearts and even bigger ears?

There are two different cultures that kinda made up stories about these goat-people: THE ANCIENT GREEK and THE ROMANS (real fcked because the greek were simply delusional and stoned half the time and the romans were just greeks from Temu)

So to break it down the lil’ guys are a great example of why religion matters. If you follow the wrong god you might end up being a satyr instead of a peaceful, rustic forest spirit.

According to the romans: they are followers of Faunus, the Roman god of the forest, plains, and fields and they are associated with nature, fertility, and animal life. - how cute.

The greek however, had a different interpretation of them: In Greek mythology, satyrs served the god Dionysus and were wild, lustful, and unruly nature spirits who were watching women in forests as they took a not-too-hygienic bath in some cheesy lake. (According to Disney’s Hercules)

To be fair, pop culture made the poor folks so unlikable by associating them completely with the greedy greek satyrs and also with Pan, who’s also originally a greek fellow but now is mostly mentioned in connection to witchcraft and paganism where he’s hardly a chill guy (but we’ll talk about the bro later)

But let’s look at them closely:

Take any short king with the fur of a border collie and add goat legs, horns that will scare away even gods, ears bigger than one of NASA’s satellites and give him any kind of wind instrument so that he can enchant you.

And if you weren’t satisfied yet let’s talk about his personality:

He might come off as a cutie imaginary friend of every whimsical little girl as they’re gentle, playful and elusive but deep down he’s just a BPD girly with his impulsiveness, uncontrolled desire and often chaotic behavior. They also tend to symbolize loss of reason as mothers do when they walk in your room as you’re in the mids of cleaning and tell you to clean your room.

They’re not too far from satyrs either as they tend to be very… pushy to put it nicely and they can deceive you for fun.

These folks are also representative; they tend to symbolize the bridge between civilization and wilderness, as if the ancient cultures kept those things different from each other lol. But also they are like posed questions in a black hole where there’s no one to answer them like: where is the line between delight and danger? Do they come together inevitably? Why are we more than animals if we can’t control ourselves either? Is there a real reason behind our actions or we act on pure instincts?

Unfortunately these creatures can’t answer them either but they at least got famous…

Artwork in which they appear:

Pablo Picasso created multiple works featuring fauns, particularly during his classical and mythological periods. While there isn't an official collection titled "Faun Collection", fauns appear prominently in his art from the 1930s through the 1950s

The Chronicles of Narnia series: Mr. Tumnus remains one of the most recognizable fauns in modern literature.

Pan’s Labyrinth (2006): The faun serves as a guide and ambiguous figure in Ofelia’s journey, not explicitly identified as Pan but reminiscent of older archetypes.

Fauns appear in Dungeons & Dragons, often as fey creatures tied to natural magic.