Shipwreck[d]

Brayflox’s Longstop - Longstop Frontblock

Western La Noscea - Halfstone - Nov’s Nursery

South Shroud - Camp Tranquil - Roots Lake

Heaven’s Ward - Aetherochemical Research Facility

FFXIV Scenery - The Floating City of Nym - Outer La Noscea

FFXIV Scenery - ARR - Costa del Sol Beach - Eastern La Noscea

FFXIV Scenery - ARR - Hermit’s Hovel - Outer La Noscea

FFXIV Scenery - ARR - Hermit’s Hovel - Outer La Noscea

Even in death and incineration, it reaches from the flames of hell to capture more victims...

Aside from the ironic name of this poor bastard, I doubt he’s going home for Christmas, again. Might something be lurking in the deep? Bwahaha

Not really sure...why this is in here or what exactly these “scientists” were doing here. But if a tentacle monster some how got into your deep sea research facility, I think you have bigger issues.

What purpose does the broom serve? If you have a mop and a bucket...and you can always obtain the holy grail each run (aka the broom), then what legitimately purpose does it serve? You can’t dunk the mop in the bucket to clean it. It cleans way slower than the mop. They were too lazy to just GIVE it to you, so you have to hide and seek it on each map. This cleaning tool is kind of useless. The only use I’ve personally found is if your Sniffer is going haywire, just broom it. It goes away. The more important question is why do I even care about the broom enough to write this?

This is entirely our Artist Group’s theme song, right here. Courtesy of Kael showing me it.