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being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

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What cashiers will not judge you for:

- buying products made for women when you're a male or buying products made for men when you're a woman

- buying pads/tampons

- buying unhealthy food

- buying condoms/lube

- buying certain types of medication

- holding up the line on accident

- not packing your things fast enough

- forgetting your wallet

- not having enough money

What cashiers do judge you for:

- being a rude ass bitch

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Ok but is this not me

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chloe: please god.. just let me have one good day.

god: oh my god, you again? give it a rest buddy!

#me

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Suddenly remembering your tea and necking it like a massive, lukewarm shot.

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Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch it over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

#i had several lmao #holes #the grinch #and both the scooby doo movies lmao

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You all cannot understand… I am faced with a great burden everyday, and I cannot bear it any longer…

Allow me to explain. I, cumslutscootaloo, am sapiosexual. I fall in love, sexual love, with the knowledge of my partner, and lavish in intelligent banter while ensuing in sexual engagements. And there are several, oh so many great minds out there, that I respect and find arousing, oh so many. But none compare to the true gem of this world.

John Green

Such a lovely specimen of intellectual power… It makes me a little horny just thinking about his beautiful mind. Now, I was held back in my advances to gather what I could from this exquisite mind, but then I found of his obsession with dicks, and I just… I needed him.

Well, there you have it. I have a crush. As childish as it seems, I want him. And it’s so hard when someone doesn’t love you back…..

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Who the fuck edited this?

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friendship

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me: mom, i need money

mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

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“How homo is it?” “So.”

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*Misery Business by Paramore comes on*

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