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patroclus: scientists say that average life expectancy is 73 years.

achilles: uh oh, i don’t know about you, but i’m feeling 22.

#greek mythology #greek mythology meme #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #tsoa #homer

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— final lines from the Thebaid by Statius.

#greek mythology #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles #the song of achilles #iliad #i read it and thought about patrochilles #i dont deserve to exist

some of you have never followed your boyfriend to the ten-year war to die for him and his people and it shows

#greek mythology #the song of achilles #greek mythology meme #achilles #tsoa #homer #patroclus #im sorry but its true

#greek mythology #greek mythology meme #the song of achilles #tsoa #the iliad #odyssey #euripides #homer #sophocles

all historians be like:

#greek mythology #greek mythology meme #the song of achilles #tsoa #the iliad #homer #achilles #patroclus #patrochilles

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when my classics teacher says that achilles and patroclus were just friends

#greek mythology #greek mythology meme #achilles #patroclus #the song of achilles #history is gay sir #also shame on you #the iliad #homer #tsoa

jason: what are you reading, sweetheart?

medea: hera sent me an article about kids

jason: and what exactly is it about?

medea: childfree.

#greek mythology meme #greek mythology #jason and medea #medea #euripides #greek tragedy #sns

odysseus: pyrrhus, your dad was gay™️ for patroclus so we should listen to his last request and mix their ashes together

pyrrhus:

#greek mythology #greek mythology meme #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #pyrrhus #odysseus #tsoa

zeus: people have some problems down there what should we do

hera: maybe you should stop fucking them...

apollo: ...and transforming them into fucking plants...

artemis: ...and making them into stars...

aphrodite: ...and punishing them for no fucking reason?...

zeus: i can’t get ya

hades: just stop breathing

#greek mythology #greek mythology meme #zeus #hera #artemis #apollo #hades #aphrodite #the iliad #it is not even a joke #but still

odysseus: we need plan b

patroclus: i know the good one

odysseus: really?

patroclus: how about me wearing achilles’s armor, dying from hector and making achilles revenge on him?

odysseus: what the fuck patroclus i was talking about wooden horse

#greek mythology #greek mythology meme #the illiad #the song of achilles #tsoa #odysseus #achilles #patroclus

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agamemnon: we are in the middle of the war and my people have a problem

achilles: yeah, you are the problem

#greek mythology #greek mythology meme #the illiad #the song of achilles #tsoa #achilles #agamemnon

job interviewer: describe your previous job

bellerophon: i was killing chimeras in ancient greece

job interviewer: but there were no chimeras in ancient greece

bellerophon: you're welcome

job interviewer: *whispering to assistant* holy shit he's good

#bellerophon #greek mythology #greek mythology meme

hermes: how many times a week do you drink?

dionysus: as much as i can

#hermes #dionysus #greek mythology #greek mythology meme

hyacinth: what are your strengths?

apollo: i'm falling in love too quickly

hyacinth: and what are your weaknesses then?

apollo: your beautiful eyes and heavenly curled hair

#apollo #hyacinth #apollo x hyacinthus #greek mythology #greek mythology meme

russo: chris you are going to play a kiss

chris: ok did you tell it sebastian?

russo: should we?

chris: oh i got it. you think that i should do it unexpectedly?

russo: no...

chris: so why you didnt tell it sebastian?

russo: we dont think that will make him sad

chris: are you sure that kiss with me will make sebastian sad?

russo: oh

russo: .........

russo: actually you should kiss emily

chris: what?

chris: stop

chris: ...........

chris: forget it.

#chris evans #sebastian stan #evanstan #stucky #civil war #how it actually was

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