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Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that's okay. It's a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.

Walter, I'm your lawyer. Anything you say to me is totally privileged. I'm not in the shakedown racket. I'm a lawyer. Even drug dealers need lawyers, right? Especially drug dealers.

Getting it for yourself, and taking it away from the other guy. no, this is mount everest. you should flip on the discovery channel from time to time. but i guess you can’t now, being dead and all.

Circumstances have taught me that a man’s ethics are the only possessions he will take beyond the grave. I did the same thing to gandhi, he didn’t eat for three weeks. I now issue a new commandment: thou shalt do the dance. Multiply your anger by about a hundred, kate, that’s how much he thinks he loves you.

Circumstances have taught me that a man’s ethics are the only possessions he will take beyond the grave. Mister wayne, if you don’t want to tell me exactly what you’re doing, when i’m asked, i don’t have to lie. but don’t think of me as an idiot. cities fall but they are rebuilt.

Heroes die but they are remembered. let me tell you something my friend. hope is a dangerous thing. hope can drive a man insane. the man likes to play chess; let’s get him some rocks. i don’t think they tried to market it to the billionaire, spelunking, base-jumping crowd.

You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you. no, this is mount everest. you should flip on the discovery channel from time to time. but i guess you can’t now, being dead and all.

Sorry, buddy. No can do. Pain is my foot in your ass. Ooh, heyo… pool party! Hey, I don’t get the gag, jackoff. Who is this?

So… let me get this straight. You got this meth from ‘some dude’ wearing khaki pants, who - you’re 80% sure - had a mustache. And that’s it? That’s your brain working at full capacity? It means I think your story’s bullshit.

And that’s maybe only good for, like a half pound worth. See that’s the bottle neck in your brilliant business plan. Of course you would’ve known that if you would’ve just asked me.

Oh c’mon, this is bullshit! I mean look at this dude, alright? He doesn’t even know what planet he’s living on! You ever, have like a wild animal trapped in your house? Opossum - big, freaky, lookin’ bitch. Hey, since when did they change it to opossum? What’s up with that? When I was comin’ up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he’s Irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?

Can I help you sir? What can I do for you? I’m… sorry, I’m not following. I… think that you’re confusing me for someone else. Sir, if you have a complaint, I suggest you submit it through our email system. I will be happy to refer you to our website.

I don’t think we’re alike at all, Mr. White. You are not a cautious man at all. Your partner was late and he was high. He’s high often, isn’t he? You have poor judgement. I can’t work with someone with poor judgement. I’ve been told, it’s excellent.

I think your employees would agree that you need to get your financial situation in control before you can help them. No I’m just saying that, though I really do, I understand the temptation to restart the business… maybe the universe is telling you that you need to pay what you owe.

Ted this affects both of us. You need to use that money to pay your bill by the end of this month, which you promised the IRS in writing that you would do. It is, that simple. What does that mean.

It’s none of your concern. You know what, let’s just say that I have a hell of a lot more on my mind, right now, than thinking about buying a damn car wash. Okay? So if you could just… please.

Stop. Stop! You keep saying that word - danger… danger! No and I have never used that word. I said things were complicated. And then you flew off the handle! Gus is gonna make his move. I don’t know when, I don’t know where or how. All I know is it’s gonna happen.

Powerless to stop him. I have been waiting. I’ve been waiting all day. Waiting for Gus to send one of his men to kill me. And it’s you. Who do you know, who’s okay with using children, Jesse? Who do you know… who’s allowed children to be murdered… hmm?

You see, hydrofluoric acid won’t eat through plastic. It will, however, dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So there’s that. How about something with some protein, maybe? Something green, huh? How are you even alive?

That is seventeen five - your half of the thirty-five thousand. Plus there’s an extra fifteen in there, it’s all yours, you’ve earned it. We made a deal. That’s right. Because I think that we can do business together - we came to an understanding. Take a look at the money in your hand. Now just imagine making that every week. That’s right. Two pounds a week, thirty-five thousand a pound.

Look… I feel like I’m running out of ways to explain this to you but once more, I shall try. This fly is a major problem for us. It will ruin our batch.

And we need to destroy it and every trace of it, so we can cook. Failing that, we’re dead. There’s no more room for error. Not with these people.