will u be the ayyy 2 my lmao¿?¿?

Vegan memes are wild

When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove

When you fill them with water to “soak” ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

are there actually people who don’t have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are for children only? where are they? are they ok? do they need someone to talk to

yea me lol , I swapped them out for Dumbbells at age 11 . theres a reason why u nerds are so scrawny and fragile , and im one of the biggest muscle guys in Oceania

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

i should really stop planning my future around being rich or famous…,,, but i can’t