DELICATE.

I know this is so unlike me, but I’m literally annoyed by everyone and everything this week. Someone distract me before I start throwing shit.

I have whiskey and beer?

His name is Aaron Purr. He is the sweetest, most wonderfulest cat in the whole universe!

That is an excellent name that I don’t understand, but appreciate.

Ohhh so its mutual masturbation then.

What the hell is coming out your mouth right now?

I’m embarrassed to say I missed the vine train.

Look up Vine stuff on YouTube! Endless entertainment.

OMGosh! You’ll have to meet mine when we come back to New York! 

Yes! Lemme at all the cute animals.

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Sure, but you know, bottling it up can do a shit ton of damage. Make you act out, lash out, reignite old eating disorders. Not that I know from experience, I just hear things.

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I don’t have an eating disorder, so no worries there. I think I had my almost break down night, but I’m good now.

I don’t even know how to handle this information right now. 

You don’t know Broadway? Ohmygod. Oh, I know it is. I’m a musical theatre major, I’m the lead in my summer stock musical this summer. Thanks, doll. 

That’s a good thing. I don’t wait either. One doesn’t make it on Broadway by waiting. 

That’s a good way to look at it. 

Do you like cats???

I like the idea of an animal, but I’ve never had one.

That… is… so sad. You’re damn gorgeous! Not even kissed? Omg. 

It can be a terrifying place, but you just can’t stop. There’s so many cats being scared of cucumbers out there. 

Those videos crack me up! Nice choice of reference.

What? 

Godspeed, my friend. 

To rotting my brain, apparently.

Yeah, but you get messy, then you have an excuse for shower sex. 

I’d probably melt that shit down, and lick it off someone like people do chocolate sauce. Seriously. Best invention ever.