you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

Ough... what if my author made me...

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

you're making me find out this way and there isn't even the destiel meme

benny feldman's the man who gave us 'it's just a joke dude. and the joke is just rooted in ideas. that i'm enforcing' and also 'it's just a joke dude. it's just one of the most digestible and powerful forms of persuasive rhetoric my guy'. he posts a lot of his one-liner sets online. he's a very good person to check on occasionally if you're interested in the philosophy of humour.

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

when u think about it, it's actually crazy that even 10 months later, langdon remembered his inside joke with a coworker he'd only known for 12 hours during like the worst shift of his life...that man is in love