reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

Ough... what if my author made me...

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

you're making me find out this way and there isn't even the destiel meme

benny feldman's the man who gave us 'it's just a joke dude. and the joke is just rooted in ideas. that i'm enforcing' and also 'it's just a joke dude. it's just one of the most digestible and powerful forms of persuasive rhetoric my guy'. he posts a lot of his one-liner sets online. he's a very good person to check on occasionally if you're interested in the philosophy of humour.

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

when u think about it, it's actually crazy that even 10 months later, langdon remembered his inside joke with a coworker he'd only known for 12 hours during like the worst shift of his life...that man is in love

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

Dean when he was in Purgatory