My happy place

Or 5

Sounds about right

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

Doing nothing is a very important part of my day. I highly recommend everyone does nothing;it’s a king of self care, and it WORKS!

I’ll still hate that chore though

True facts bro

Nope. Quite happy where I am, thank you very much 😁

And beer is a proven man-made construct, thus why it is infinitely more real and provable than ANY religion.

Been WTF is this for so long, I’m not sure I can get past it. Not that I want to, so WTF?

I’ve been asked why I still smoke. It’s either that or jail…

Damn them. Damn them all

Got some dedicated spiders here; 10ft from house to shed, they manage to get webs in between. How?

No way. RETRO PIZZA HUT?

All the damn time

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