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Dr. 2 Brains driving in his van, right after a beer. Hey look, it's tobey.

clairemcallister

MY SON!

#funny #meme #driving in my truck right after a beer #wordgirl #wordgirl tobey #tobey mcallister iii #theodore mccallister iii #dr2b #dr 2 brains #deltarune #video #aniamtion #art #dui #dui how about you die

khrystenapofficial

blond supernanny

clairemcallister

When did you take that picture of me?

#wordgirl #funny

redandfranticfeelings

claire couldn't get a sitter. again.

the office will just have to deal with the little brat fiddling with the computers. again.

clairemcallister

Oho I still remember that time. Ah, fond memories (it was a nightmare. He clicked on youareanidiot.org)

#wordgirl #claire mcallister #tobey mcallister iii

formidableboygenius

happy fourth of july! thank you for your service by allowing us to relive the joy of defeating the british over and over and over again!

I had a brother at some point but my mother says that she tied him to a firework and blew him up

clairemcallister

He didn't eat his vegetables. And next time it'll be you if you don't behave mister.

#wordgirl

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formidableboygenius

Some of the residents of Fair City are so dramatic.

NO! I do not care that your apartment is demolished.

NO! I do not care if you’re in critical condition.

NO! I do not care if you cannot afford the hospital bills.

Some of you people seriously need to cope and get over it.

clairemcallister

Tobey I know you struggle with empathy but atleast pretend to care. Please.

#wordgirl #tobey mcallister iii #wordgirl pbs

There's a stain on my favorite pair of trousers. I WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE

_I'm gonna go get some stain remover.

#wordgirl

formidableboygenius

it cannot take this long you puffy, sun-repelled child, I wanna run the FADE

How about I call the police on your ass and then we see who’s going to “run the fade”

betterthenbrent

You can’t say that!! That’s a bad word, I’m gonna have to tell your mom

formidableboygenius

Chuck no one invited you…

betterthenbrent

I hope kawendra zpax gets you.

clairemcallister

Tobey what did I say about swearing!? Also be polite, I taught you better than this!

#wordgirl #funny

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

#50 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

Nothing beats some hot coffee and warm pastries on a foggy morning. Sigh.

#wordgirl

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formidableboygenius

Tobey the type of guy to make little piano sounds when he tiptoes or is trying to be sneaky

How did you know that…?

clairemcallister

So that's why I keep hearing piano music at night. I though a ghost was playing on our piano.

#wordgirl

betterthenbrent

Does anyone know what a “high five sandwich” is?? Why would you high five a SANDWICH?

formidableboygenius

My mother says that she’ll serve me a knuckle sandwich if I keep misbehaving

betterthenbrent

do you need cps..?

formidableboygenius

If CPS takes me away then I won’t be able to take over the world with giant robits. So no, I do not need CPS.

clairemcallister

Tobey I never said that!

#wordgirl

the-gayest-show

I love the rise of new role play accounts because now when I check the tag i see Tobey, Claire (Tobeys mom), and now Seymour smooth on my tl. Its actual bliss keep it up 🙏

clairemcallister

Hullo dears 😊

#wordgirl

What is this fortnite that the youth keep talking about? I'm quite concerned.

#wordgirl #funny

clairemcallister

I love my son, but I don't know how to tell him. The coffee is cold and salty. The moon is a remote celestial wonder, if any of this makes sense.

thebutchersrescaper

His robe ot crushed my car last weak.

clairemcallister

Well YOU crushed MY car last week. So it was deserved in all honesty.

#funny #wordgirl

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shamebats

Cats getting caught doing crimes

clairemcallister

What mischievous cats 🤣 they remind me of my own little boy

#cats #wordgirl

I love my son, but I don't know how to tell him. The coffee is cold and salty. The moon is a remote celestial wonder, if any of this makes sense.

#wordgirl

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