you gotta marry a weird little freak that commits to you and the bit and that's IT

Like my husband doesn't not ever EVER text me "on my way" or "headed home"

He made a sticker of that one cat meme and he just sends that every

single

time

And I laugh every single day.

welcome... to Nothing Park

"You have a T-Rex?"

Little fish eats his foods 

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

Stunning longtime fans with its climactic conclusion, FX series The Bear reportedly ended Friday with a continuous 45-minute shot of protagonist Carmy screaming while stirring tomato sauce. “After so many tense scenes and multifaceted characters, I’m glad we could provide the perfect finale to this show that I know the fans will love,” said star Jeremy Allen White, who noted that the single, unbroken take of his character splashing marinara all over the kitchen floor while shouting “Cousin!” repeatedly for three quarters of an hour was the only way the series could possible have ended.