Sexual Subject

Sassy, aren’t we? (∩_∩) That’s cute. How ‘bout I settle this argument for the both of us–

[frowns] You know I was right, Lucien. But, I guess if you didn’t need me H&C hasn’t been doing as well as I thought.

I’m not worrying, if you actually had a huge empty hallway for a vagina it’s not like it’d affect me. 

Well, okay then.

Yes. But what if there’s no wifi?

You have a data plan though right? You don’t need wifi.

….No, I meant I think I’ll need help finding my way? Because I’ll get lost. But thanks for the attitude, stranger.

Don’t you have gps on your phone?

For the most part, yes. But in this situation, I simply don’t fuck with outdoorsy activities like hiking. 

Psh, lame.

You need help with walking?

No. 😑

[eye roll] Too busy with H&C?

fionna-mcqueen:

Nope, if my feet start to hurt I’ll just take my shoes off. We’re not going all that far anyway right?

No, but I assume there’ll be rocks and dirt and whatnot. Not really barefoot conditions, but whatever.

This school depresses you? Alright, let’s go. It’s a good thing I wore my keds today. Lead the way ma’am. 

Keds? You don’t wanna wear anything more... durable than that?

They are for me, because I will never listen to a single one.

[shakes head] Honestly, it must be so nice to never have to worry about your appearance because you’ve got a dick between your legs.

If I agreed to go on this stupid– whatever with you, will you stop giving me unneeded beauty tips?

Okay, but honey trust me: they aren’t ‘unneeded’.

I’m glad we’re on the same page.

Ok well now that you’ve served absolutely no purpose and are just taking up space could you take your unshaped eyebrows and unwashed hair somewhere else? Thanks.

You should’ve asked someone else then. That’s not my fault.

[mocks him] You should’ve asked someone else then.

Then why hike? Why not just pretend to hike and walk around the school as a workout? It’d be a lot easier for us to just crash when we’d want to. 

Because the scenery around here is pretty af. Plus, I really wanna not see the school for a little while --it’s depressing.

How far would we be going if I do go? 

Considering I’ve been eating nothing but tacos and pizza for the past two months probably not far.