i make music

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

this website is really uniquely terrible in nearly every way but where else am i gonna put my posts about batman being named after bruce springsteen. do i post that on facebook? do i email my mom 

The best explanation of Tumblr’s appeal that I’ve seen

quick question how do i stop getting fucking owned? time is a factor

you have to use the bofa!!!

yeah okay i know what that is i know what youre trying to do serious answers only please.

yeah uh just try and uh updog

haha never heard that one before please serious answers ONLY.

the first step is to acquire a matter baby

wow thats great haha are we done. can someone PLEASE give me a real answer.

i dont have much time please.

use a buttfor

what the hells a buttfor

fuck you

I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike”

actually there’s a third kind and it’s called “I’m Freddie Mercury And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me”

I might not have any friends but u know what I do have???? That’s right, depression

HE LORGE

That’s an almost suffient amount of dog.

An acceptable amount of Doggo

Florf doge

SUCH A LORGE DOGGO

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

Ya she needs to shut up

Lmfao