doctor freaky!

yes

I actually think FF14 players are the worst when it comes to terminology, and I come from fighting games. Fighting games have glossaries and, like, words, whereas you talk to an FF14 player and it’s “hey man where are you on the game” and they reply “Oh I’m in patch 4.7593″ as if that means a thing to a homo sapiens sapiens, or you’ll be like “hey bud what were you up to tonight?” and they’ll be like “oh I was doing T4 SHM MMMA.b with ranged MTR Actress Again and physical NTR for a while, we have scalding hot TEA prog later with Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Elmo, and the Big Blue Meanie” and if you deign to ask what any singular part of that means, they get offended.

Says the guy whose keyboard comes from the mirror dimension 4H is a farmer show not a fucking attack name, and 4 is facing forward because numpads are on on the right side of the fucking keyboards in normal people town

Cranky because you wiped on O14S because you didn’t ledgegrab slideglobal properly through protean exaflares and doubleweaved so poorly through the Goofybuster Counterclock part that your upkeep was in shambles and you parsed in the single digits, aren’t you?

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Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

happy flat fag friday

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

STOP. BEING. A. CONSUMER. START. ENGAGING. IN. THE. PLAY.

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

might just fuck around and find out

Diversity win! This river has ADHD

I took two semesters of Chinese history in college. The first thing the professor started with was “getting to know the rivers, Yangtze and the Yellow Rivers. You need to know them because they will play very important roles in the history of China. The Yangtze has been crucial to trade, movement, culture and more. The Yellow river, the Yellow River can’t be trusted as you will repeatedly see.”

If you got stuck on a question during a test or whatever you could start with “the Yellow river jumped the banks causing instability and chaos that quickly spread” and would be correct more times than you would be incorrect.

found someone on reddit who says they have a "special interest" in porn parodies of major IPs but they seem extremely deadass about it. apparently their metric for whether a story has enough women in it is if the porn parody needs to genderbend a male character to have the gender ratios work out. on a related note Jesse is a woman in the main Breaking Bad porn parody, which allegedly has Walt as a film studies professor in CA when the governor outlaws porn so his "breaking bad" moment is shooting porn with Jesse