I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

I’m in fucking tears

I ugly laughed

when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so  i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

Accurate

whoever murders me best not be caught bc im aiming to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved

I love how this implies that op’s murder is inevitable. There is a lot of chaotic energy here.

if you met me you would know it’s inevitable

I love all three of them instantly.

This is so pure. I love it

I’m in love with the baby. Like she’s too little to take anything seriously so every photo is just cute