You may slay me and take the enchanter.

There’s a kind of sadness and desperation you can only find in doomed Minecraft yaoi

the reason minecraft escape room youtubers use any pronouns is because of conservation of resources they don’t leave any pronouns behind

right when hermitcraft 11 started they dropped bduobleo100 into the bong and smoked him. SAD. well theres other minecraft builders

Mumbo look what *I*'ve built in your base Mumbo Mumbo look *I* will show you around Mumbo you're sooo sleepy mate ahhahhah it's so funny isn't it Mumbo Mumbo Mumbo look Mumbo mate ahhahah look at me loook at meeee *I* *I* *I—* i can't stand him

i hate him specifically because it's never "i wanted to hang out with mumbo so i told him and we did" it's always "let's make a project that conveniently includes his side of things without him knowing and certainly not hope he'll catch us in the process" and "let's do a server-wide prank where he lives when he's offline and certainly not hope he'll catch us in the process" and "let's start a war and tell everyone that he's our true leader except for him and certainly not hope he'll catch us in the process"

grian almost never compliments people in the face and doen't like to make kind gestures openly, so he needs to do his little thing where he creates a top secret plan of expressing his attachment without him being face to face with the person, executes it almost perfectly and then blows the cover off completely right at the end. he always needs to show up after the thing is done even though he wanted it to be a secret. he wants the emotions (both his and theirs, he's such a freak for this little bit of shame) and he wants the reaction and he Wants the person to Know It Was Him, and for some reason he would rather do a dozen of these top secret resource-heavy long plans than just say something as stupid and simple as "i enjoy seeing you around"