SWAG 4 LYF!!!1!11!!

HAIIII! WUTS UP EVERY1? XP

MEH NAMES R ALEXANDRA/BRITTANY/COURTNEY!! U CAN CALL MEH ABC AS A NICKNAME!! ^_^ SHE/HER AND IT/ITS PRONOUNS ONLY PLZ!! IM A HEADMATE, BUT IM NOT TELLIN U WHICH SYSTEM IM FRUMMMM! ;3

IM RADQUEER, OBVI!!!! IM UR PRETTY LIL SCENE PRINCESS NAOW!!!1!1! XD CHRONOADULT WHO ACTS YOUNGER FOR SHITZ N GIGGZ! HOW OLD AM I? ULL NEVER KNOW!!!1!!1 XD

CIS: SCENEKID, SCENEQUEEN/PRINCESS, CUTIE, SKINNY, WHITE, TIARA-WEARER, HYPER, HIGH-PITCHED VOICE!! TRANS: AGE, BRAT, PARTY WHORE, CONCERT ATTENDEE, HARMED, JUNKIE, ALCOHOLIC, R@PEBAIT, ABDUCTEE!! PERMA: 2000S, ADORED, SWAG, EXPLOITED, COERCED, ABDUCTED, OBLIVIOUS!! NULL: POSER, TIRED, SAD, SOBER, IGNORED!!

U CAN SEND ME WUTEVER KINDS OF MESSAGES, I LEGIT DO NAWT MIND, JUST NO DMS!! U CAN STILL SAY RLLY CREEPY AND SCARY AND SMEXY THINGS 2 MEH!!!1!!!1! ^3^ NO DNI, FOLLOW UR OWN 4 LYF!!

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Hiii! Dropping character a lil bit cuz this is a more serious question! Or like I believe it should be treated seriously haha.

Full disclosure, I actually found her while lookin at scene queen pics on Pinterest. I thought she looked kinda like me (in headspace) so I looked at and saved a bunch more pics. I did see her name on one, and saw what ppl were sayin about her. And like it rlly shocked me.

id better teach you.

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O.... M...... G!!!!!1!1!!! OMGIES!!! THIS IS THE BEST FIRST ANON A PARTY GRRL COULD EVR ASK 4!!!!!! O__O

MEH EYES ARE STARIN AT MEH SCREEN SUUUUPER WIDE RN!! KNOWIN THAT I CAN PULL U IN2 FRONT JUST BY BEIN MEHSELF IS SOOOO FUNNY, LIEK OMG UR TRYING SO HARD 2 GROPE AT MEH HAHAHA!!!! EEEEEK IM LIEK KICKIN MEH FEET N SQUEALIN!! XP

IM A TUFF COOKIE THO AND IM NOT SCARED OF MONSTERS LIKE U!!!!!!! >3<

DIS DID MAKE MEH BLUSH RLLY HARD THO........... CONGRATS 4 THAT OR WUTEVR!! HMPHH! >_>

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*FLIRTIN RLLY BADLY WITH SMUDGED MAKEUP N A WEIRD STAIN ON MEH SHIRT*

HAHA HAIIII UM, SO LIEK......

*CHEWS GUM WAY TOO LOUDLY N TUCKS HAIR BEHIND EAR*

DO U WANNA BE MY FIRST ANON??? 0///o

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ZOMG THX SO MUUUUCH U GUYZ HAHAHA!!!!1!!!1! I NEVR THOUGHT ID MAKE IT DIS FAR!!!! ^3^

I WANNA THANK MEH MOM N MEH DAD N MEH KANDI BRACELETS N EVERY1 WHO GOT MEH HERE TODAY!!!! IM GUNNA BE A SUPRSTAR!! XD

(JOKES ASIDE IM LIEK SUPR HAPPEH DAT U GUYZ ENJOYED MEH ASK GAME YAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!1!!1!!1! :3)

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*WHINES LIEK A LIL BITCH* MMMM I RLLY DON'T LIEK BEGGIN ON MEH HANDS N KNEES 4 ATTENTION BUT ITS BEEN WAYYYYY 2 QUIET AROUND HERE!!!1!!1! ;-;

I DONT BELIEVE IN GAWD BUT I WILL PRAY!!!!! OHHH GAWD MAY AN OLDER PERVERT COME IN2 THIS TRASHY SCENE QUEENS INBOX PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! AMEN!!

*STARTS KICKIN N THROWIN A TANTRUM ON DA FLOOR*

UNLESS PERVS DONT LIEK PARTY PRINCESSES THEN I GUESS ILL GO FUG MEHSELF........ XP

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*JINGLES DA KANDI I MADE EARLIER IN FRUNT OF UR FACE LIEK KEYS*

NOWWWW WILL U LOOK AT MEH??? :3

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GETTIN FOLLOWED BY SUM PERV WITH KIDNAPPIN FANTASIES WHEN UR A DUMB LIL TRANSABDUCTEE IS KINDA SMEXY N SCARY I CANT LIE......

LIEK WTF U BETTR NOT BE IMAGININ MEH WITH DUCT TAPE OVER MEH MOUTH N BLEEDIN FRUM MILD HEAD TRAUMA HAHA UR SO BADDDD!!!!

ID KICK U RLLY HARD IF U TRIED TYIN MEH UP, STAWWWPPP HAHA!!1!!!!!1! XD

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ZOMG, IS THERE EVEN ANY RHYME OR REASON TO WUT BLOGS GET POPULAR HERE??

TBH I THOUGHT MOAR PPL WOULD GET XCITED ABT A BRATTY PARTY GRRL BUT I GUESS I STILL HAVE A LOT 2 LEARN!!!! XP

MEH HEAD HURTS THO HAHA FUG...... I HAVE AN ID, BUT I USUALLY HAVE A FRIEND BUY ALCOHOL FOR ME CUZ I LOOK SO YOUNG, PPL JUST ASSUME IM LIEK 15 WITH A FAKE ID OR SUM SHIZ!!! XD

I NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHIN SPECIFIC BEE TEE DUBS I JUST DRINK WUTEVER DA HELL PPL HAND OFF 2 MEH..... 4 BETTR OR 4 WRSE!!! ^3^

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I DUNNO WUT 2 POST RLLY..... I HAVE NO IDEA WUT DA PPL WANT FRUM MEH!!!!1! XD

I HOPE U KNOW IM LIEK A RLLY GUD CANDIDATE 4 PLAYDATES!! U DONT HAVE 2 BABY MEH! I CAN HANDLE ADULT THINGS TOO! N I DONT (ALWAYS) COUGH LIKE A PUSSY WHEN I TAKE A BONG RIP ANYMOAR!! I CAN HANDLE SOME WRESTLIN TOO IF THATS UR THING.....

OH IM SUPER DUPER GOOD AT PARTIES TOO, IM SOOOO HYPER AND BUBBLY AND UR FRIENDS WILL LUV ME!! ^_^ I CAN HOLD MY LIQUOR TOO I WONT BARF EVRYWHERE I SWEARSIES!!!1! >_>

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BEEN RLLY GETTIN IN2 CUPCAKEZ N SPRINKIEZ L8LY!!!!1! ^3^

IM BETTER AT BAKIN THAN COOKIN, I USUALLY NEED 2 RELY ON ANOTHER HEADMATE FOR COOKIN LOLZ!! XD

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IF I LET U PEEK AT MEH TITTIES, WILL U GIMME A CIGGY?? XP

KINDA DUMB THAT IM SHOWIN U TWO BEWBS BUT I ONLY GET ONE CIG IN RETURN.....

UR MEEEEAN!!!1! >_<

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YAAAAWN!! IS DIS THING ON? HELLOOOOO? IF I ACT BAD ENUFF WILL U LOOK MEH WAY?? :3

*SMASHIES A VASE IN2 DUST WITH MEH SLEDGEHAMMER* *LEAVES MEH CANDY WRAPPERS ALL OVER UR HOUSE* *TAKES A SHOWER IN UR BATHROOM WITHOUT PERMISSION AND LEAVES MY DIRTY CLOTHES IN THERE LOL*

OMGIES SRRY IDK WUT CAME OVER MEH!!!1!1! I DIDNT MEAN 2!! ^3^

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IM JUST GUNNA KEEP POSTING DUMB TRASH TILL SUM1 GIVES MEH ATTENTION!!1!!1 XD

LIVIN ALONE AND GETTIN DRUNK IS SOOOO DISAPPOINTIN LOLZ!! WDYM I PASS OUT AND WAKE UP WITH ALL MEH CLOTHES STILL ON???? BOOOOORIIIING!!1! >_<

I LUV BEIN A SCENE PRINCESS BUT OMGIES THERE IS NUTHIN LADYLIKE ABT WUT I WANT PPL TO DO TO MEH HAHA!!

ANYWAYZ THX FOR LETTIN MEH HANG, U SHOULD TOTALLY LET ME SLEEP OVER 2NITE! HUH? OMGGGG, THATS WHERE U KEEP DA ALCOHOL? HAHA OKI, I WONT TOUCH IT I PROMISE!!

YES OF COURSE IM TELLIN DA TRUTH, IM A GOOD GRRL!!!!!!!1! ^3^

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