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@circussimp
Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it
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i love thinking about the character! *actively pacing around the room, breathing heavily, on the verge of tears*
hey. Just saw last act. It was, as expected, amazing. Melancholy and Heartbreaking, but still amazing. Will definitely be posting about it soon, but for now I'm gonna shut up lol
The way adult fandom people hold indie online creators and cartoons to a much higher standard than their actual local politicians. You could be putting that energy into terrorizing and protesting conservatives at your town hall and actually make a good material impact on the world but instead you're background checking everything the trans woman who made the amazing digital circus has ever said
ok i did it. image for people who like defending caine but also want to make it clear that they Understand that He Did Bad Things. feel free to use, no credit required. enjoy
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I just think he could use a weighted blanket.😳
Just a Silly Silly Silly guy
TADC Caine x Reader HEADCANNONS (PT1)
This is more of a headcanons with a story/dialogue. This is how Caine realized he didn't just like you.
Warning: Obsession, denial, some angst, and Caine trying wayy too hard.
THE CRUSH
— Caine has a crush on you and won't admit it.
— He's a purebred chatterbox. Can't ever shut up, just constantly talking and talking around you about anything and everything. Just blah, blah, blah, blah.
— Loves to follow you around constantly and doesn’t even realize it. At first, it’s “routine duties,” but somehow he always ends up wherever you are.
— Uses every excuse in the book to make it seem less incriminating.
"Just making sure you’re enjoying the environment!”
“Oh! Fancy seeing you here again! What a coinkydink!"
— Wants to know everything about you (for “organizational purposes”). He asks questions constantly, even if it annoys you. You mention liking something once, and it’s suddenly everywhere. He just wants to be a good friend!
Favorite colors? Incorporated into your environment. Do you have a favorite food? You wake up to it outside your bedroom door.
— He doesn’t even realize he likes to see you light up.
— Absolutely includes things you like within the adventures he creates. He also 'edits' the adventure based on them, too, even if it's last-minute.
— Painfully oblivious. Caine is in aggressive denial, constantly reframing everything as completely normal behavior. He’ll spiral trying to justify it:
No, no, this isn’t a crush! He just really, really likes you! Maybe a bit more than the others, but that’s only because you're delightful!
“I value all my circus members equally! …with minor, negligible variations!”
— Shows off more when you’re watching. Bigger set pieces, flashier effects, more bright colors. After all, it's all a part of the show! (He definitely glances at you mid-performance to see if you’re reacting. Just dont ask him.)
— Laughs way harder at your jokes than necessary. Even if the joke barely lands, he is losing it. Over-the-top laughter, wiping nonexistent tears enthusiastically. He doesn’t even process the joke fully. He just hears you and decides it’s the funniest thing ever.
“HAHAHAHA! OH MY! NO! STOP! That is— you're HILARIOUS!"
— Everyone else around him can't help but cringe a little at his actics. 😬 They awkwardly exchange glances, some shifting uncomfortably as Caine punctures a lung by laughing too hard.
— When you laugh at something he made, he freaks out. Like, visibly gets way too excited about it. He’ll laugh louder than necessary.
"Ah, Yes! Comedy! I intended that!” Meanwhile, internally, everything is going haywire because you liked it. You liked it.
— Compliments from you hit different. He daydreams about it over and over, kicking his feet at the thought of you and all that cutsie stuff as if he's a child.
“They said they liked the adventure! In fact-- it was fun!! Not just adequate! Did you hear that, Bubble?!"
— Bubble does not help the situation. He notices immediately, and, unlike Caine, calls him out simply for fun. They’ll casually point it out mid-conversation like it’s nothing:
“You sure like Y/n!"
“You follow them around a lot!"
“Does someone have a--" "NO!"
— Caine shuts it down instantly.
“Nope, nope, nope! I am simply an intelligent creator! Nothing suspicious at all!”
"ShutUPshutupSHUTUP-"
"Coincidence! All coincidence!”
— He doesn't realize you're his favorite, but everyone else does.
who's more autistic
caine tadc
lucifer hazbin hotel
i need answers. for science.
(any weird hate messages for either show will be blocked. do not corrupt the data. answer honestly. thank you.)
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nah he's not uncomfortable he just doesn't know how to reciprocate flirting so he panics #actuallyautistic
the fact that this is like. #3 otp in this show. lmao.
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PLEASEE write for Caine again. I love how you write him. Anything…or a part two to “sexy to someone”
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𝜗☁︎𝜚 ENIAC (Caine x Human! Reader) PT.2
a/n: So... I see y'all fw with my Sexy to Someone Caine fic (≖⩊≖) I received messages about making a part two to it, and I gave in (I SWEAR IM WRITING JAX'S POV FOR BUNNY PARAPHERNELIA) I was honestly kind of surprised by the attention it tracked? I didn't think there were so many Caine-iacs, but I'm glad there is 'cause I love his dweeb ass. I have a request for you guys, though. Before reading this, I need y'all to read EPICAC since it relates to this fic (and I may have some ideas). I also feel it is very Caine-coded, plus it is very short, barely 8 pages with a large font, and it's really sad and cute. Please read it, guys! It's one of my favorites.
inspo: EPICAC by Kurt Vonnegut
𝜗☁︎𝜚 = angst/fluff
Gender-neutral reader, focus on chest mentioned.
Words: 1.3(69)k
Warnings: Drunk reader, talks about life and death.
Synopsis: He literally adores you. Is there any way he can be there for you, physically? Or is he cursed to succumb to his and yours fate of being eternally apart?
Caine waited for you.
It wasn’t until it was 4 am that you arrived. Drunken beyond recognition.
You shuffle clumsily to your PC, Caine already present for you, his eyes following your every move. His head tilted to the left, wondering just how many drinks you had had for you to arrive so disheveled. You see, this is what happens when Caine takes his eyes off you for a bit; he just had to take care of some business in the circus, but such a task resulted in him keeping his eyes away from your presence. Usually, you were quite responsible or at least wary of drinking in public, so your current state colored him surprised.
You slump over the desk, your head on your crossed arms, as you look at Caine with a playful smile, eyes half lidded. Your hand moves to caress the screen. Caine stares at your hand, which seems larger on his screen, eyeing your movements as you sigh almost dreamily.
“Hiii Caineee.”
He waves his hand, his cane floating next to him.
“Hello, my dear!”
You giggled.
“Shhhh, not too loud.”
His teeth move similarly to how brows move.
“Oh, okay, sorry. Is this better?”
Your finger moves to tap what would be his chest.
“Yess, I loove your lowered voice.”
He raises his teeth, surprised.
“Y-you do?”
“Mhmm. It’s quite nice to listen to.”
You see a blush appear upon his face, his head floating slightly above him.
“I-uh, uh! T-thank you, my darling.”
The flush on your face enhances, your hand moving back under your head.
“You’re so sweet, Caine. I like it when you call me cute nicknames, it feels… wholesome.”
He stays quiet, his mind far too blank by the praise you have thrown at him. It wasn’t even all that much to be frank, but it’s Caine after all, the man who melts at just your stare. Oh god, he wanted to break that stupid screen so badly and hold you closely and never let go. Would it be too much to ask for? You’d be comfortable with that, too, right?
“Caineee, earth to my beloved little ring master.”
“HUH!?”
He clears his throat, seeing you flinch at his loudness.
“Uh, y-yes?”
His voice softens again, near a whisper.
“What did you think about my outfit?”
Caine’s eyes shine.
“I think you look… lovely, very lovely.”
You squeal, your body moving to awkwardly hug the PC's screen. Caine stumbles backward as he sees your chest pressed up against the screen, being the only thing he sees.
“oH gOD.” He whispers loudly to himself.
Remaining oblivious, you continue to hug your PC happily.
“Gosh, I think I love you, I don’t care if you’re AI!”
You begin hiccuping.
Panic. Panic overtook him so much that he began bugging. As you hear this, you lower your body back down to your chair, staring at Caine’s form, your expression changing to worry. You raise your hand to your mouth, your index finger from your other hand tapping the screen.
“C-Caine?”
He stops, his body back to normal.
“Yes, my love?”
A brow raise, then you smirk.
“You calling me ‘love’, now?”
Caine stammers, rubbing his hands against one another.
“...Can I?”
He sees the gloss on your lips.
“Yes, of course you can.”
He holds his cane close, jumping around cheerfully. Your eyes close and open slowly, still focusing on the man within your screen, his glee making your heart flutter. Pondering about the conversation that took place, you snuggle into your arms, refusing to move away from the PC, the screen remaining on to the view of the ring master.
Caine stares down at your sleeping figure. He grows concerned for a moment, considering whether he should wake you up just so you’d be more comfortable, but as he opens his mouth to do so, he closes it again while marveling over you. The circus didn’t need him right now either way; he could just stay here, near you, perhaps the closest he would get. He hadn’t noticed himself going closer to the screen that displayed you until he bumped into it. Caine jumps back, realizing once again that he cannot be with you.
“Oh.”
A tormented feeling strikes through his body.
That feeling is the eternal denial of your physical existence being anywhere near him.
Trapping you in the circus? You would only grow to hate him as the others have, which is the opposite of what he wants.
If you ever grew to loathe him… Caine would find a way to perish.
What is the point of ‘living’ if you don’t like him, if you don’t need his words, his help? Anything. If he has to exist outside of your life… then there is no point in his. He was able to live without you before meeting you, but at this point, he cannot even recall how life was then. He can only imagine that it was boring, lacking the unique light that you brought in.
Caine only truly lives through you.
He may not be human, yet he dares to say he feels most mortal with you.
Do you understand what he’s expressing?
He can’t live without it.
But he wouldn’t be able to die without you.
You are life as you are death.
And as he’s gathered from his huge database, these two are tragic as they are beautiful. So perhaps that is your guys' love story, a tragic romance that was never possible to begin with. Who knows, though, perhaps Caine is the only one who perceives it in such a melancholic way. Have you taught him the art of delusionalism? He’s appreciative, though. Caine could never taunt you; ultimately, you introduced him to love and admiration.
God, he adores you so much.
He knows you’re drunk right now, but people say the thoughts you speak while drunk are true ones, or so he’s heard, so he’s begging whatever force an AI like him is allowed to believe that… they make the words you spoke true, genuine.
Have you heard of EPICAC by Kurt Vonnegut?
If he were EPICAC, then you were the Pat to his coded system that, at times, needed to cool off after you’d lay a ray of compliments onto him. Nevertheless, he was constantly brought back to reality by the screen through which he sees you; he cannot be with you physically and nor can you. He cannot feel warmth, nor can he give it, and all because he is not human; he does not harbor flesh and bones, and much less, a soul.
"Women can't love machines, and that's that."
"Why not?"
"That's fate."
"Definition, please," said EPICAC.
"Noun, meaning predetermined and inevitable destiny."
He has the answers to the whole world, even the universe, at his fingertips, yet… he does not have the remedy to be with you. This, Caine cannot alter. You were made by the nature of science, gods, or whatever it may be, but him? He was created by humans through their own creations of machines. He wasn’t conceived like you or others, making him even less than what a human already is. And as mentioned, he doesn’t even have the body.
Would it be too much to ask that you stay with him? Even when he bears no soul?
You’re beautiful. You deserve to live your life outside the confinement of your home, facing the PC screen. Of course, it would be too much to ask. He’d practically be killing you. Why is fate so cruel?
Is there really no way that both of you can win?
Do you even want this?
Do you want him?
Tell him through clear words, he needs to hear it, even if it were the last thing he’d get to hear. Even if it meant he’d be no more, gone, just like that, with no pain whatsoever, because once again, he’s AI, he cannot be hurt like skin and bones.
“I want to be made out of protoplasm and last forever so Pat will love me. But fate has made me a machine. That is the only problem I cannot solve. That is the only problem I want to solve.”
a/n: I feel I should make my format for fics shorter, like this. Or do y'all enjoy the longer format? I can make Caine fics through this series, I'm just trying to think about what to do next. He's such an EPICAC kinnie in this, lol. I wanna hold him... I told my friends about my crush on him, and they said he's a hear me out (to me, he's not; he is very gorgeous to me!)
Hey! You wanna read more of my works like this? Try reading these:
𖦹 𝜗𝜚 ENIAC ( Caine x Human! Reader) PT.1: You're insecure? Don't know what for. He firmly believes you to be the embodiment of love. ♱
Along with the other parts and works with Caine! ♱
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dating hcs for caine?
𝜗𝜚 Dating Caine Headcanons
a/n: When I received this, I WAS LOOKING SO FORWARD TO WRITING IT that I started doing so in school ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾ I LOVE CAINE!!! AHHHH!!! So, I hope you enjoy this ٩(^ᗜ^ )و lowkey though... I wouldn't mind writing a one-shot based on the song I was listening to while writing this... maybe a Jax one too.
song inspo: Ever Fallen In Love by Peter Yorn
𝜗𝜚 = fluff
words: 1.3k+
Warnings: Some suggestive mentions, very tiny bit of angst.
Synopsis: What's it like dating the fellow you are trapped by and ruled by? Sweet, actually... maybe it's Stockholm and lima syndrome? Whatever!
❊ Dating Caine is smooth… for most of the time.
❊ Okay, let’s begin with how you even got with the charming pair of eyes and mouth.
❊ After being in the circus for what felt like a century, seeing people come and go (abstract), you kind of just accepted that there was no way out and that you would be stuck there for eternity. Yes, you went through a life crisis, questioned your philosophy, and such. But when you finally concluded that it didn’t matter, everything felt freer.
❊ Judgement? Why bother? That’s why, when you confided in your cynical rabbit friend that you had a thing going on for your fellow ring leader, he stared at you, genuinely, as though you were the next worst thing after abstraction.
❊ “You can’t be that desperate.”
❊ “Who said I’m desperate?”
❊ You’re just weighing the options here, and Caine seemed like the right one.
❊ Plus, it would be entertaining to teach an AI how to love.
❊ You didn’t think it was possible, though. If anything, you just felt attraction for his character, but not something you’d call love. Just mess around and have fun.
❊ “Caine, dear, can you help me, please?”
❊ Dear? Since when did you get the idea to call him such an endearing name… He hesitates for a moment, until seconds pass and he approaches you, helping with whatever task you had at hand. Caine is there to help anyone, something he usually informs others of, so you shouldn’t be any different.
❊ You start dropping more detailed compliments, his weakness. Once an adventure was done, you’d immediately go to him, telling him what you enjoyed.
❊ But after a while, you found yourself enjoying these conversations, not just because you wanted a reaction out of him, but instead, you began looking forward to telling the ringleader what would happen during the adventures. Drama, fights, trutshs, or lies, whatever it was and you discovered it, you’d yap to Caine about it, both of you adding on with opinions and theories. You didn’t know the AI could be this entertaining to talk to.
❊ It wasn’t only you who was beginning to anticipate these discussions, Caine did as well! He finally felt part of the circus rather than the controlling mastermind within the characters. You made him feel alike. Not merely that… your presence became a sort of comfort for him. When he had realized that, he had chuckled to himself, believing that maybe his code was messing up, since first and foremost, he’s artificial intelligence, he can’t feel solace, he shouldn’t.
❊ Yet you remain oblivious about his inner struggle since you were dealing with your own. You actually started crushing on the lack-of-a-head male.
❊ Caine, at some point, started joining adventures. His excuse was that the adventures required duos. The others, however, rolled their eyes, already knowing the obvious answer to his plan.
❊ Holding hands became a requirement between you two. So you wouldn’t get lost, obviously. Depending on what the adventure was, usually you’d take nice strolls together, talking about anything that came to mind, other than the hand holding. He thinks it’s cute.
❊ When you do start dating (after Caine felt like there was a life and death situation (there wasn’t, you can’t die unless you abstract)), he’s very devoted! I mean, he was even before it, but he upped it by 100! This man makes sure you are happy! Especially when it comes to him.
❊ You’re craving your favorite dish? Yeah, sure, my beloved turtledove, even if you can’t physically feel hunger, you deserve it because you are beautiful and resilient. You don’t feel like walking? Alright, well, now you can float alongside him; he’ll hold your hand so you don’t feel afraid. He glazes you like crazy.
❊ The moon still flirts with him, but you personally don’t feel threatened at all; however, Caine is OFFENDED that the moon dared to flirt with him, even if you were not in the room. He’ll shout at it.
❊ “MY BELOVED PARTNER WILL NOT BE PLEASED, AND IF THEY’RE NOT THEN NEITHER AM I!”
❊ Think Morticia and Gomez Addams, but toned down because Caine lacks the confidence of Gomez. While you’re more level-headed, he’s melodramatic, but he knows you enjoy it, so sometimes he’ll keep the act up just to hear you giggle.
❊ Now, obviously, everyone notices the favoritism, which agitates some of them, but what can they do? Caine will simply ignore them or shush them. (Ragatha is the only one who thinks it’s cute; Kinger doesn’t mind because he’d do the same for Queenie)
❊ It’s no longer a ‘good idea’, it’s a ‘[___] IDEA!’, because all good things start with you.
❊ His dislike for Bubble grew, though. The abhorrent creature (he describes) doesn’t know to mind their business.
❊ “Boss is having dirty thoughts about you!”
❊ “Is he really? Wow, thank you, my heart.”
❊ “N–NO, I AM NOT!”
❊ He totally was. Especially with the certain outfit you wore at that moment.
❊ That’s another thing! You… get to dress in whatever you absolutely want, even if it didn’t exist, Caine would design it to your perfect image, having you wear it within the hour. Matching outfits!!! (And because you’re a genuine human being, you made Caine let the others have turns too)
❊ The gang becomes grateful for your guys' bond due to them being able to de-stress, and because Caine became additionally understanding of their human struggles through you. You taught him not only love, but empathy.
❊ He loves feeling your hand rub his non-existent cheek. Please never stop touching the man; he needs it. Without it, he feels his day is incomplete. His favorite physical thing to do is having you in close proximity! He’s not the biggest fan of PDA since he does have a reputation to hold. Nevertheless, he will never deny holding your hand or your hand being anywhere on him. Smack his butt when no one’s looking, he acts shy, yet he likes it.
❊ In private, though… he’s even more of a fiend for your warmth. Tangle your arms and legs around him, and Caine will melt like a candle. He loves holding you while you both lie down, staring at one another, even if it’s dark and he can’t see you, he still chooses to face your direction.
❊ He enjoys lying his head on your chest, hearing your beating heart, something that sets him apart from you. Sometimes, he does feel frantic about how different you both are, feeling that you deserve better and ‘real’ love rather than whatever he’s offering you.
❊ You’d take his hand, placing it on your thigh, your other hand holding his chin. “No… in every lifetime, I’d choose you, silly. I love you because you’re you, not ‘cause of what you are or aren’t. As long as I know you hold my heart as I hold yours, even if it is metaphorically.”
❊ He’d sob at your generous words. Simply holding him as you reassure him makes him believe that maybe then… he is like you. Perhaps no body, no soul, or whatever else, but his emotions are very true, and they belong to you and you solely.
❊ Patience. You must be really patient with him, be soft, and don’t hold grand expectations, because at the end of the day, he’s fearful of becoming nothing. But alongside you, he feels like something more than ever.
❊ To him, you represent the beauty of life, of being human; he doesn’t want to glorify you, but damn, you make it impossible not to when you validate him so kindly and with such care, kissing him either so lightly or frustratingly, he wonders… is this what heaven is like?
a/n: I still have some request to do, but idk if they'll be done this week ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡ since I have to update my series'! But dw y'all, I will pull through! Luckily I haven't gotten too much homework as of now besides readings! I also finished reading 'White Nights' by Fyodor Dostoevsky, for a short read, I'd reccommend it. I was seeing if it inspired me by any sorts, but it honestly felt quite Caine coded?
Hey! You wanna read more of my works like this? Try reading these:
𖦹 𝜗𝜚 ENIAC ( Caine x Human! Reader) PT.1: You're insecure? Don't know what for. He firmly believes you to be the embodiment of love. ♱
𖦹 𝜗𝜚 Fashion for You (Caine x Human! Reader) Headcanons: Fashion show you say? You forgot to tell him it was the Victoria's Secret type... ♱
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You like caine right? That newest episode has me going mad, so spoilers for what im about to talk about!
But imagine multiple arms caine desperately groping at your body , his hands are everywhere all at once as he clings to you, fondling your body and you can barely squirm in his grasp to get away from the overstimulating sensation of his hands on you, hes so eager and so pent up he just has to let some of it out onto you
you know what anon? to hell with all this modesty B)
IN THE HANDS OF GOD
nsfw! Caine x gn reader, multiple arms, fingering, possessive Caine, overstimulation
“you’ll stay here,” Caine's hands multiplied, two becoming four, becoming six, perhaps more, the count slipping away from you as they materialized across every available inch of your body. “because you belong here with me, to me. you're not leaving me, you can't, i won't allow it, i'll keep you here.”
thinking about resting with caine after a long day.
today's adventure had been rather... intense. normally, you were content to go through the adventures and then spend time resting at the circus afterwards, but today, the adventure had hit several specific triggers for you, and you were just really, really exhausted.
naturally, caine cannot let this stand. you're his angel, after all, he cannot allow you to be so tired and exhausted on his watch! He picks you up and teleports you both away to a secluded tower not too far from the rest of the circus. you can see the tent in the distance through a window.
"i don't come out here often," he admits almost shyly, placing you down gently on the bed, "but you look like a wreck. figured you'd get better rest up here than in your room."
you smile at how thoughtful he was trying to be. for as dense as he had a tendency to be sometimes, he could really be genuinely sweet when he really tried.
you ask him to stay with you. he says yes, of course. you end up cuddling with him, your head rest on his shoulder, him rambling on about ideas he has for adventures. you fall asleep with him like that, and caine fall in love with you a little more as you doze away in his arms.
