I don't even know.

LMAO look at this larper! *Awestruck, I point at the coolest person you’ve ever seen in your life, wearing intricate replica armor and weaponry, completely submersed in their character.*

i was telling my roommate about how the first girl i ever had a crush on in high school was really into homestuck, which made me read all of it to impress her. and how, even though we never became more than acquaintances, reading homestuck caused a ripple effect that changed the trajectory of my life forever. and my roommate. my roommate just looks at me and goes “revolver ocelot behavior.” how the fuck do i recover from this

disrespect the forest and i’ll eat your spine

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.