Rolling With The Punches

*bonks my stupid head with yours* I love you

Remember when moustaches were a trend

cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

4. slap shit. dont like it? just fucken yeet it as far away as possible.

Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

can I just say that the Christmas Vampire is infinitely preferable to the Elf on the Shelf

Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??

The same goes for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie. Both were openly bi. Both wrote (multiple) songs about their queerness. Both are pigeonholed as either “gay” or “straight”. They were both neither of those things.

hey remember when freddy mercury wrote a literal song about wanting to be allowed to be bisexual without it being a big deal and was incredibly obvious about it and then straighties went “oh lol look at how quirky queen is writing a song all about bicycles!”

Also let’s add Lady Gaga to the mix. She’s repeatedly shit on for Born this Way for not being part of the community when she is, in fact, openly bisexual and writes song about being LGBT

Halsey and Pete Wentz too! Let’s not allow Bi to become erased!

on all levels except physical i am sitting on top of the moon with my legs swinging back and forth

I'll do it for you, creamy