Blood Makes The Grass Grow

Didn’t know you could morosely watch dolphins playing until recently

The ozempic trend doesn’t scare me bc most of the women I’ve ever been friends with are built like rodeo bulls. Big crazy women are everywhere if you know where to look. But sometimes you guys are at the anorexia store asking why there’s anorexia.

Man I love npr

It is frankly incredible how bad at running I am.

Benching just the bar bc of post surgery weight restrictions and this is fucking humiliating

I literally cannot stop thinking about playing rugby again and I know it’s SO dumb to go back as a 30 year old with a bad knee and a fucking back surgery but I’m gonna do it anyways. It’s either that or I take up some sort of mma thing. I can’t stop thinking about how good it feels to be in the flow of a game and slamming into someone. It even feels good to be tackled!!! My head slamming into the dirt and screaming above me and blood and sweat and bruises and my chest hurting from running in the cold and being hauled along by teammates when I’m not moving fast enough

Tried to recruit a random buff lady at the gym to play rugby and said I wasn’t playing this year bc of a back surgery and she goes “yeah I thought something might have happened to you- you move like you’ve some serious injuries” WHAT