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Who is ready for some broken hearts?

a/n: hi im back and just as obsessed with the beefy boy as ever 

- him always getting you to try on new clothes after a shopping trip so he can sit on the bed with a polariod camera & take cute pictures of you

- kissing you for so long sometimes that he actually forgets to breathe and needs to go get some fresh air for a minute 

- grunting softly and reaching out for you if he wakes up without you in his arms

- him actually fucking choking on his food on a regular basis because he either

- a) gets distracted by staring at you

- b) is just super fucking impatient and has a huge appetite

- resulting in you actually having to learn the heimlich just in case one day he  almost dies

- dancing to abba with him in the kitchen at 3am when he can’t sleep

- “i’m bored. you wanna make out?”

- “duh.’”

- bucky coming back from wakanda with a bag full of hair and skin products that he doesn’t let you touch

- watching john mulaney together 

- him having to be physically held back from beating the shit out of every guy who catcalls you 

- sharing hair scrunchies 

- “buck, i would die for you.”

- “no.”

- “whaT DO YOU MEAN ‘NO’ DON’T INVALIDATE MY FEELINGS.”

- “y/n, a chicken nugget is more worthy of your sacrifice than i am.”

- him just groaning super fuckin loud for absolutely no reason other than getting attention 

- he definitely has a bunch of house plants that he writes out very specific care instructions for whenever you look after them while he’s away

- he likes to sit on the edge of the bathtub and watch you do your makeup

- “buCKY you grumpy shit it’s not my fault they ran out of salted caramel icecream.”

- kissing him all over his face all the damn time 

- taking him to some sick science museums and watching for hours as he walks around all wide eyed and excitable 

- “stop calling me beefy”

- ”but you aRE”

- bucky getting random boosts of confidence where he’ll get all suave and say shit like ‘that dress is real pretty doll, but i think i’d like it better on my bedroom floor’

- and then when you raise your eyebrows in response he immediately regrets it and gets so blushy

- him buying you flowers like once a week

- whenever you tease or compliment him its just five minutes of “oh god.” u can hear it can’t you 

- bucky constantly forgetting that he weighs like 250 pounds and lying on top of you when he feels cuddly 

- “baby this is sweet and all but you’re kind of crushing my winDPIPE.”

- him saying hello and thank you to siri

- he probably has an actual panic attack when you hold his hand for the first time

- “eeyore is my spirit animal.”

Steve to Bucky after he found out he can go back in time to Peggy:

Couple images of Sebastian on set for The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. 📸

me:

Bucky: *Taps back*

Peter: What the hell are they doing?

Bruce: Morse code.

Y/N: *Aggressively taps table*

Bucky, slamming his hands down on the table: BITCH TAKE THAT BACK

(Bonus)