Sword Gays Who Desperately Need Time Off

Whitley: Come on Sis, Night Shift is keeping you and Cinder apart. You just need to bone.

Weiss: EH

Winter: Excuse me?

Weiss: Don’t say it again

Whitley: I said you need to bone

Winter: How. Dare. You Whitley Schnee, I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER

Whitley: Technically you’re in a different division than me-

Winter: BONE?!??!

Cut to Cinder and Ruby having Schnees fall asleep on them during movie night at the Schnee manor. Them both being all lovey dovey for a moment, taking their photos and playfully doting over their partners’ resting expressions. Then realising they need to actually get to their beds.

Cinder slowly and calmly carrying Winter bridal style cause she’s made the issue of waking Winter up in her arms with less than delicate carrying styles.

And Ruby knowing Weiss would never be able to emotionally recover from waking up in a space that wasn’t her bed, much less surrounded by her sister and sister in-law plus Ruby. So she’s doing her best to be delicate and also rush back to bed.

Winter working out and Cinder really be liking it, HUH

Cinder: We’ll, I was baking it-

Winter: Why didn’t you have Klein or someone else do it?

Cinder: Because I wanted it to be special!

Winter: you’re such an idiot

Cinder: Jokes on you! Because I’m your idiot-

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Obviously as the same stands, we’re a primary Cinder Fall Simps server. While we have an active community interested in a broad range of characters and other media outside of RWBY and Cinder, our focus has been on the One-eyed feral woman for going on one year now!

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Cinder: But, I didn’t lose it. It’s right there.

Cinder, pointing to a puddle of blood:

Cinder: Wha-? I never smoked?

Winter: Wtf you harp on me for doing it for years for smoking and now you turn around and do it yourself? I swear to god-

Cinder: Idk, you said you wouldn’t love me if I was a worm

Ruby: Why are Cinder and Winter crying?

Cinder, Ripping the door open: BABE THAT’S SO GOOD

Winter, high off caffeine: Hi, I’m Winty, Welcome to the Ten Minute power hour!

Winter, remembering she hates 90% of people: I don’t wanna do this…

Like physically, Winter is beautiful, her eyes are snow fields to be lost in. Her hair is a nest to drag nails through and feel like she’s touching a cloud. Her body is a tapestry of success and accomplishments greater than any report or story could be told. Her smile is the most intriguing, excellent, and mesmerizing thing in the world, it’s like a siren drawing a thirsty dehydrated sailor in for Cinder. She wants to love and hold onto her calloused hands like her life depends on it because Winter is just that perfect.

And her emotions, personality, and who Winter is-! Gods who winter is. She’s bold, brave, loyal. She would go out of her stricken path to do anything for a loved one. Any skill is a challenge to overcome and become superb at, there isn’t a way to stop her when something is placed before her.

Cinder: I will not shed a single tear

Winter: Nope, not a drop

Biggest emotional romantic number happens

Winter: oh, I’m sorry