Shit Iâve said to my cat; sentence starters
âWhat are you doing?â
âWhat did you knock over?â
âWhatâs in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?â
âPlastic isnât food.â
âHow did you get up there?â
âAre you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.â
âI have to pee â can you move?â
âItâs so early, please stop.â
âI havenât seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?â
âI know youâre trying to tell me something, I just donât know what.â
âDonât be mean! Iâm just trying to love you!â
âYouâre just the cutest thing ever.â
-points to mirror-Â âThatâs you!â
âIâm trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.â
âYou havenât moved in hours.â
âHow can you be such a bed hog? Youâre so tiny!â
âYou have the cutest nose.â
âLook at those feet-ies!â
âYouâre like a gargoyle up there.â
âDonât bite me, thatâs rude.â
âYou look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.â
âAll you do is sleep and eat. Thatâs the life.â
âYou are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.â
âCould you blink, or something? Youâre starting to freak me out.â
âThose squirrels look like theyâre doing something shifty.â