Dentist!Eijirou Kirishima x Patient!Reader

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“he works diligently above you, latex gloved hands occasionally brushing your nose, jaw and throat. He’s nothing less than gentle with you, angling your face where he needs it with feather soft touches and honey smooth direction.”

warnings: afab reader, fantasizing about your dentist, a lil bit of praise kink, biting, oral sex, size kink if you squint, swearing, dick slapping but like make it tender, we’re light on warnings today y’all, 18+ 

author’s notes: kirishima….thank u to my lovely betas @lady-bakuhoe​ and @rivendell101​ yes i kept the arm hair thing in, im a simp ♡.

I finally drew his hero costume. Phew.

Tagging: @queensynderella @eiijirou @burnedbyshoto @jodrawssmut @roronoa-imagines @bakugotrashpanda 💜

(sorry to not cut it up into two pictures, but desktop)

Thanks for the tag Ry! I feel like some of this is accurate emotional exhaustion is huge for me

i got ocean bay! fdor the mosty part everything below is pretty accurate....except for the part it told @bakugotrashpanda to stay away from me :(

There’s also only one bed. 

ok so!! with 1.5 out, i have “pared down” my list of mods, and i wanted to share some recs!! as always, check for updates here before installing, but most of these are updated for the new game~

ESSENTIALS/QOL Changes DIVERSE STARDEW VALLEY (see nexus for previews) Karmylla’s Immersive Maps Chests Anywhere Combat Controls CustomDeathPenaltyPlus Festival End Time Tweak TimeSpeed WalkthroughTrellis Lore Friendly Joja Prices ToDew Joys of Efficiency SkullCavernElevator Rock Crab Recolors Crop Transplant TreeTransplant WearMoreRings AdoptSkin - update BetterJunimos UI Info - update Lookup Anything SkipIntro CJB Cheats & Item Spawn

ADDITIONS MoreGrass CustomCritters - update Deluxe Hats Immersive Shane Immersive Festival Dialogue Nice Messages Giftable Artifacts Fertilizer Anytime BetterBeachForage StrongerYou DIYCP Suite Colored Seeds FishPreview HomeSewingKit SitforStamina Get Glam Stardew Valley Reimagined 2 - not fully updated but mostly working, just disable town/railroad! recommended for a second playthrough Gender Neutrality Mod No More Dialogue Differences Tolerable Demetrius & Tomato Dilemma - requires a small edit to use both but i prefer the latter’s take on the tomato discussion!

AESTHETIC Sailor Styles Yellog Flower Dialogue Bath House Hotspring Mermaid Replaces Mariner Flowery Straw Hat Animated Mining Pack Elle’s Seasonal Buildings BetterArtisanGoodIcons

authors note: because of @sems-diarie dilf content i have fallen deeply into the rabbit hole that is dilfs :( enjoy dilf sero content!!!

cw: 18+ minors dni, car sex, fingering, age gap, pet names (bunny hehe), once again seros godly fingers.

taglist: @black-jackalsbabie (( this ones for you baby mwah)) @elysianseraph @novvabeam @selfishwitch @sayoomi @angclmarse​ @hikari-writes​ @kmorgzz​ @alto-march-of-death​

Dilf sero is a sight for sore eyes through and through - silk shirts with a few undone buttons and form-fitting slacks long gold necklaces and pretty gold rings on calloused fingers

He’s intoxicating - you probably met him thru a meet-cute - in his old office, at a cafe or a panel of some sort and he was lax and laid back you gave him your number with little hesitation 

Greets you with a wave n handshake, with a lax grin, and the faintest of stubble on his chin he makes you laugh and giggle like a schoolgirl around him n after a few weeks of meeting up and near-constant texting you’re heart flutters when he teases you after asking the dreaded “what are we?” question

He chuckles and rubs the back of his neck ‘fore he answers, knee touching yours ‘thought it was obvious you were my girl, sweetheart. Shit don’t tell me ya never been with a man before.”

With warm cheeks, you confess how most guys string you along for months and break things off once you ask what you are - only to be met with a laugh and heated eyes, “don’t worry pretty girl, I’ll teach ya everything you need to know yeah?”