A Phoenix with Empathy Issuses

*Places my hand on your head and beams one billion pictures of cats snuggling each other into your head with☝🏻purring audio due to the fact that i love you*

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

this has weird implications of the intelligent aliens are plant-based

“Yes, my great-grandfather is a terran bur oak. We don’t like to talk about it, it was very awkward for everyone involved. Except, presumably, the bur oak.”

“There were an alarming amount of whole-genome duplication events on Earth and frankly, I’m not comfortable going into it. They’re resilient as fuck, they grow in all kinds of conditions, and they have terrifying vocabulary like ‘allopolyploidy’. Do you KNOW what that IS? It’s something you don’t bring up around seedlings, that’s for…. that’s for fuckin sure.”

i will eventually be making an actual post but these are now up as a commission type on vgen.co/herssian :-)