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DRIVING THROUGH COLERAIN ON A TUESDAY AFTERNOON

TYPICAL GRADUATION ACCEPTANCE SPEECH HEARD AFTER A UC GRADUATION

WALKING THROUGH OTR AND YOU SEE A FIGHT OUTSIDE OF MIXX ULTRA LOUNGE

AT BELOW ZERO AND MY FAVORITE SONG COMES ON

TRYING TO BE COOL WHEN YOUR CRUSH GETS INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH YOU

WHEN I LOG INTO FACEBOOK AND SEE ALL THESE THIRSTY ASS CINCINNATI GAY'S FLOODING MY TIMELINE WITH THEIR THIRST

WORKING OUT AND I SEE MY GYM-BOYFRIEND WALK IN

WHEN MY FRIEND SAYS WE SHOULD TAKE AN IMPROMPTU WEEKEND TRIP TO CHICAGO

WHEN I'M NOT EVEN LOOKING THAT CUTE AND THE HOTTEST GUY AT THE BAR APPROACHES ME

WALKING OUT OF H&M IN KENWOOD

3 DAYS INTO YOUR DIET

WHEN YOU GET LOST IN COLERAIN AND PARK YOUR CAR TO LOOK UP DIRECTIONS

4PM SUNDAY FUNDAY

WHEN EVERY HOMO IS STARING AT YOU.

WHEN ANOTHER IDIOT TRIES TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW GEORGE CLOONEY / SARAH JESSICA PARKER / OR JESSICA SIMPSON OWNS THE PENTHOUSE IN THE ROEBLING BUILDING IN COVINGTON.

WHEN YOU SEE SOME HOTTIE WALK INTO BAKERSFIELD.

A QUICK RECAP OF MY SUMMER SINCE CINCINNATI HAS BEEN UNUSUALLY HOT THIS YEAR.