that's paint, asshole

go forth, sentient microwave! cure my art block!

if I had a nickel for every guy named sigma who got traumatized by powers beyond human comprehension I would have two nickels (bonus two cents for their snarky girl side-kick who calls them "old man")

so in the light of recent events– god help him

yea ...

the look she gives you before asking to cast insect plague on an elderly bog witch— (she just missed her eldritch blast)

unfortunately this where fun part ends cause the rest i can't really fill Currently Reading: I don't read much (if ever) but been trying to re-read Shakespeare's plays and sonnets in original (cause obvy we had the translated versions in school curriculum) to appreciate his wordplay in full Currently Watching: regrettably catching up with Stranger Things, apart from that just YouTube: NRB playing Blood on the Clocktower and L.A. by Night on Geek & Sundry Currently Craving: Banana Milk man, I moved houses and now my fav korean noodle place is 40 minute ride... miss my wife... Coffee or Tea: Matcha, if no matcha then Iced Coffee (f-slurring myself) @deathstalkersdemise, @yakool-foolio, @fruity-eiji, @tekobite, @gventorman

she's just like me fr fr

oh the human error...

been thinking abt bob's fireman cousin in midtown so pls have some deadlock gorge fire department

came home drunk and was way to excited to see my microwave... i think she broke

something something hellfire phoenix idk they're grilling

since i outed myself as an overwatch player might as well dig my grave even further

✨teamwork makes dream work✨