Cherri Bomb

“ Take’a look at this massive specimen. Thirteen feet long, fangs just chock full of venom, one bite will corrode a fella from the inside out! Look at that tail, see that? That’s all muscle, this beaut could crush a car as easily as you or I crush a pop can! Oh, lookit this, just covered head to toe with gross, ugly eyes, but WOW can this fella see almost any direction at once! He can even see from that stupid ass hat of his! But don’t let all this fool ya, when he decides to crack the shits he resorts to cursing his lil’ heart out, and relying on his weird funky little egg minions to fight his battles for him! What a tart. ”

“ Space time continuum that ultimately fuckin leads back to our sorry asses. So I guess we’re up.”

“CHERRI YOU’RE LITERALLY AS PALER THAN FUCKIN’ CHARLIE RIGHT NOW–”

She’s about to have a nervous breakdown.

“ Don’t worry Molls, Molly, I...I can’t remember if that was okay for me to say or if only your brothers are allowed... ”

chxrrxbombed replied to your post “Hey Molly. Rumor has it that Katie and Cherri may be related.”

In all her years of being in Hell she has NEVER been this insulted, or cut this deep, she’s on the verge of tears now oh my god-

Oh sweet Cherri.

Arms are wrapped around the poor insulted cyclops. Holding her close. Head is resting right ON the fluff. It’s comfort time.

“ I ain’t related to her, I AIN’T, my blood is GOOD and PURE and has NOTHING to do with her, I SWEAR MOLLS- ”

“ If it’s not an explosive I don’t like to use it. Guns ain’t reliable, cause, y’know- ” 

“ Do you ever just wake up and immediately think ‘hm time to be an absolute menace’? “

i’ll get u once i’m done with angel fam

//glitter please you’re too kind to me i can make em myself