Despair cake.

what i got from dangan ronpa zetsubou-hen:

らくがきべらるーしちゃん。by 河村

When you’re taking a picture with your friend and you just

• if you shake a plastic bag they’ll think it’s their veggies and get all excited

• when they fall asleep they stick their leg out really far and it’s hilarious

• long haired ones are fabulous

• sometimes they squeak loud enough that their ears flap up and down, no i am not joking

• they have their own lil dominance systems within their groups like lil packs of wolves or somethin

• floppy ears

• you can teach them tricks like little dogs, like how to run in a circle or stand on their hind paws on command, or ring a bell for food

• sometimes they lick u with their lil tung

• hairless piggies look like tiny hippos

• when they’re exploring or just runnin around they’ll make little happy exploring noises

• when they’re really happy they’ll do this thing called popcorning which is basically when they vibrate really fast and do a hop and sneeze a little and it kinda looks like they’re glitching out but nope they’re just literally too excited to contain themselves

• for exercise they do zoomies around their cage and the speed they can get to is actually quite impressive

• they can eat cherries and the juice makes em look like vampires