In Salmon Nation

Humans will be the first species on Earth to be fully aware of their impending extinction when the time comes.

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

Yes

The egg came before the chicken: A non-chicken would’ve laid a egg with a mutation that hatched into the first ever chicken.

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

i notice that tumblr dot com has their black history month banner up, and that’s nice, but i feel like any even more fun black history month activity would be deleting all the white supremacist blogs

A straw is the opposite of a snorkel

People are afraid of aliens because we think aliens will treat us as badly as we treat animals