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walking around my house smiling and giggling after finally fixing a bug (that was supposed to be a "simple fix") like an indoor pet that just received its favorite treat and got the zoomies

#hey google #are programmers actually just cats #asking for a friend #we do also push things around our desks in boredom (or frustration)#hmm #i might be onto something #codeblr #programming #progblr #funny #coding

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proud git status abuser, my terminal be looking like:

git status

git add *

git status

git commit -m "bug fix"

git status

git push origin main

git status

#i just don't trust the machine #like #i know i added all the files #but what if it lied #and the git gods are playing a little trick on me #no #it's never happened before #but #it could happen #i'm like a middle school math teacher #forcing github to show its work #github #codeblr #programming #progblr

phantrix-null

Me: *sighs* i dont know whats wrong with the code

Me: *looks at my Rubber Duck*

Me: Do you know what the problem is?

Sir Duckington:

Me, looking back at the code and sees the problem: What the fuck

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📝 acquire.... rubber.... duck

#must the duck be rubber?#or can i acquire a fuzzy duck?#is the duck species important?#is the duck knighthood optional or required #coding #programmer #codeblr #programming #progblr #noted

fromkenari

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manic pixie dream code

#manic pixie dream girl #programming #coding #computer science #nerd jokes

neutrinos-and-muons

I hate when my code does exactly what I explicitly asked it to do instead what I wanted it to do 🙄

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I've been saying this so much that my family has started asking "is the computer listening to you yet?" 😭

#computers are like the fae #they take the most literal interpretation of what you wrote #programming

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follow for more tips on writing the perfect commit message

#github #commit message #commit to the bit #haha get it #commit #anyways #uhhh #devlife #xml more like fml amirite #yeah ignore that one actually #mobile app development #programming

ralsie-the-person

there are two situations that can happen while programming:

"this is gonna be so hard to make work" (actually ends up being the easiest thing ever)

"this is gonna be so easy, it'll take me like 5 minutes!" (you will be stuck for the next 8 hours)

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may I present:

"this is absolutely not gonna run the way I want but I'll try it anyways" (runs perfectly and refuses to elaborate)

"this is gonna work so well" (the debugger forcibly uninstalls my IDE and bans me from ever writing another line of code)

#it's always the smallest pieces that break #and the entire modules compile just fine #my debugger is sick of me at this point #programming #coding #the struggle is real

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