âAnd the worst part is, I donât even have my holy water!â
âYou think holy water is going to help anyone?â His head is tilting back, shoulders shaking with imitation laughter. âHoly water doesnât work, bud.â Because â you know why? â a little piss water isnât gonna condemn no spirit to hell. And you know why else? Because God isnât real! Myth busted! Youâre welcome; Deja has graced the Earth from the afterlife to tell you this much alone. Applaud, bow, take your seats. Showâs over, we can all go home now.
Just kidding. Weâve got a haunted site to explore. And Dejaâs flashlight is sweeping across the door to this abandoned banking building. He wonders what lame ass spirit is planting their energy at a bank, and if thereâs really any spirits here to begin with. Heâs going to laugh in their face, you can be sure of that. A few tries at the door handle and it doesnât budge. But the windows are blown out, having left gaping entrances for the man to work his body through. And he does exactly that, stumbling as he slips inside. âWhat are you gonna do if you see a demon?â He laughs, pointing his flashlight smack in Tannerâs face.Â












