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CHRIS: Mate, I saw the Jack Ryan movie and it was brilliant. Congratulations. Now that I've said something nice, I have a question. How have you and Emily made your marriage work for so many years? Is it friendship? Communication? Or is it bullying? Because I worked with her, and I received a healthy dose of being relentlessly mocked on a daily basis. Somehow, though, it made our chemistry better. Which has led me to one of two conclusions, bullying is the way to make something work or I'm a masochist. I'm starting to worry it's the second one. ( @johnkras )
CHRIS: Do you still think Liam is the coolest Hemsworth? He was your costar, so I understand there may have been some contractual obligation to support him. But he's not here right now, so this is a safe space. It's me, isn't it? I should get bonus points for charm, humility, and being the one who asked the question. ( @robbic-margot )
CHRIS: I need you to know that my daughter dragged me to see The Devil Wears Prada 2. And then she dragged me back a second time. And then somehow a third. At that point, I wasn't sure if I was being a supportive dad or being held hostage. But she absolutely loved your character. And honestly, so did I. You were fantastic. What was it like walking onto a set with Meryl and the rest of that cast. Because I imagine there's a moment where your brain goes, right, stay calm. Act normal. Don't make this weird. Or at least that would've been me and I would've made it weird anyway. But you seem to have your shit together more than me. ( @simoncashley )
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cami: 1:0 for cami. i mean, at least you remember correctly and can admit to the fact you haven't learned nothing. i'll make sure to send you daily pastry pics from now on again. you're welcome. maybe next year, you won't ask about a cake. cami: wait, you wouldn't bail my ass out for international espionage ? what if i was saving the world with that one ? i'm so disappointed right now, i need a minute. cami: actually, i'm leaning more towards "aussie actor had the audacity to doubt that i was doing a good thing and i'm here for vengeance." pretty sure they'll feel me and i'll get waved through within a minute.
CHRIS: You say that like the daily pastry photos would be a punishment. I think we both know I'd be looking at every single one of them. I'd still complain about the lack of cake, obviously, but I'd look. CHRIS: Right, well now you've changed the scenario completely. If it's international espionage for a good cause, then I'm at least hearing you out before I decide whether to bail you out. CHRIS: the more I think about it, the more convinced I am that you probably could get waved through. You'd tell that story, they'd laugh, stamp your passport, and somehow I'd end up being the one getting questioned. That's usually how these things go. I still think you should come to Australia. I'd go to you to celebrate you properly, but I'm stuck here filming Extraction 3 for the foreseeable future.
CHRIS: Mate, I've got a bone to pick with you. My 14 year old daughter came to me the other day asking if she could watch Off Campus, and now I need you to be completely honest with me. How much adult content are we talking here? Because I'd like to make an informed parenting decision for once in my life before I veto it and tell her she's not allowed to watch it until she's forty. Help me out. ( @bclmonts )
I was talking to someone the other day about confidence, and they said the key is to walk into every room like you belong there. Which sounds great in theory, but I once walked into the wrong trailer on set, sat down, started eating their food, and didn't realize my mistake for a solid 10 minutes. Every time I see athletes walk into packed arenas looking completely unfazed, I'm convinced we're operating on different software. ( @cauficld )
Mate, I need you to know that every time I watch hockey, I spend the first ten minutes convinced I could probably do that. Then someone gets launched into a wall at full speed and I remember I enjoy having functional knees. Just thought you should know that professional hockey has done a fantastic job of keeping me humble. ( @hischicrs )
What exactly did DC offer you to get you to turn to the dark side? Because from where I'm standing, Beast could've been canon in the MCU, and instead you've gone off to spend your days with the bloke who wears his undies over his trousers. No shade to Corenswet, by the way. He seems like a solid dude. I just feel like we deserve answers. ( @houltnc )

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I had a very serious conversation with a seagull today. Well, 'conversation' is generous. It was more of a negotiation. He wanted my lunch, I wanted to keep my lunch, and somehow he walked away looking like he'd won. Thought you'd appreciate knowing that despite all the films and years of life experience, I'm still getting humbled by wildlife. And no, I'm not drunk. ( @andrewgarfied )
cami: hey, stranger right back at you. thank you ! appreciate you reaching out. cami: and you're right, it has been a while. but apparently not enough time for you to finally accept the fact that i'm a pastries kind of girl. who needs cake ? in case you never deleted our chat, please scroll through our images folder and report back on how often i've sent you pics of cinnamon rolls compared to fancy lemon cream rasperry slicing three stories cakes. cami: are you gonna bail me out of jail if i should get arrested tonight ? also not sure if that would get me visa approved to travel to australia for drinks.
CHRIS: fair. The evidence is overwhelmingly in your favour. If I remember correctly, our chat history is basically photos of pastries, dogs, and dumb things that made us laugh at inappropriate times. I've learned nothing from all these years. CHRIS: I think I'd have to hear the charges first. If it's something fun, maybe. If it's tax fraud or international espionage, you're on your own. CHRIS: don't let immigration find out. Just tell them you've finally accepted my standing invitation for a drink. It sounds much more respectable than aussie actor offered to bail me out and now we're celebrating.
ADRIA: Yeah, ain't that the truth. But it's great that life has been good to you lately. How are the kiddos? ADRIA: Thank you for saying that, Chris, especially 'cause I know you don't say things you don't mean, and I've felt terrible because of how things ended between us. ADRIA: I've been busy, which yeah, has made me happy. I can't complain.
CHRIS: they're good. Growing too fast. India told me she liked the boy the other day and I swear I almost had a heart attack. CHRIS: Hey. Don't do that to yourself. We wanted different things at the time. It hurt, sure, but I've never been angry at you for knowing what you wanted. I'd rather have that than have you force yourself into a life you weren't ready for. CHRIS: Busy's good. Busy can be really good. And I'm glad to hear that you're happy. I mean it. You always had a way of throwing yourself completely into whatever you cared about, so I'm not surprised you've found things that light you up. Though now I'm curious what you've been keeping yourself busy with.
Whipping out the last name - brutal. I have to say that I do that quite often at the moment - you'll usually find me out on my farm, doing gardening, riding horses. Just connecting with nature, usually with my daughter, too. So nothing really too different from now. What about you?
It was an important question, it needed to sound professional. Your answer sounds pretty perfect. Though I'll admit I didn't think you'd be into farm life. I think people expect some wildly exciting secret life, but most of us end up craving the same things. A bit of peace, a bit of nature, people we love. I'd probably be doing something very similar. Stick me near the ocean with my kids, a surfboard, and I'd disappear pretty happily for a month.
Spider-Man just really speaks to people, mate. The kids love him and I'm not too sad about it. You're just very wanted by burly construction men. Which is also... nice. But if it makes you feel any better, I'd be very excited if Thor was in my neighborhood. I'd probably follow you around everywhere.
My own kids love Spidey more than me. But they love Cap more than Spidey so we're both losers at this point. And mate, if they'd followed me around everywhere, they'd be sorely disappointed. About ninety percent of my day is me looking for my phone while it's already in my hand, or wandering into a room and forgetting why I went in there in the first place. Fuckin old age. How have you been, brother?

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CHRIS: Hey, stranger. Happy Birthday. Saw your Instagram story. Where's the cake? Pastries don't count. CHRIS: It's been a while, hasn't it? Hope you've had a brilliant day. Eat some actual cake for me and try not to get arrested. Or do. Depends how memorable you want the birthday to be. CHRIS: Come to Australia and you'll get drinks on me. ( @camisfm )
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